The Signs Watch a Movie

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Sagittarius: --holding up the movie-- Okay, so this one is based on the true story-

Pisces: OKAY LETS PICK ANOTHER ONE

Taurus: I agree lets watch Sesame Street the movie

Sagittarius: NO! Okay, so this one's about a creepy doll named Annabelle and is tormenting the family that owns her...

Gemini: LETS PICK ANOTHER ONE!

Aries: nope too late --grabs movie from Sagittarius and puts it in dvd player--

Sagittarius: Okay Virgo, we don't need you crying like a baby this time

Virgo: You were the one snuggling next to Leo last time

Sagittarius: --sweating-- that never happened shut your fucking mouth I will strangle you

Aquarius: --turns to Leo-- UM WHAT

Leo: oKAY LETS POP IN THE MOVIE

Sagittarius: --quickly puts the DVD in-- GREAT LETS WATCH

Pisces: Gah! Hold me... --grabs Scorpio's arm--

Scorpio: C'mon P, you'll be fine- --sees the doll on the screen--

Scorpio: WHAT DEPTHS OF HELL DID THAT COME FROM

Aquarius: oh please, couldn't they have done a bit more design on the doll-

Taurus: oh god

Aquarius: and no one in 2014 through 2016 would have a decor like that-

Cancer: the movie just started

Aquarius: and where are the kids in the kids bedroom? It's dark out and-

Capricorn: --shoves popcorn into Aquarius' face--

Capricorn: Okay, let's begin.

Capricorn: I'm already regretting this

Libra: --snoring--

Gemini: LIBRA, WAKE UP! --shakes Libra's arm, who is asleep on the couch--

Libra: --immediately wakes up-- HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKI- oh, we're watching a movie.

--all look at Libra--

Libra: ...What?

"I don't wanna go to bed, mommy. The dollie's scary..." "Don't worry baby, you'll be fine."

Leo: That's not reassuring at all.

Aquarius: Leo gets it. Why would you tell your son that everything is okay when there is a demon doll in his room

Pisces: --looks around nervously--

Cancer: --looks at Pisces-- I don't think it was a good idea to bring Pisces to this...

Pisces: --crosses arms-- Guys, don't treat me like a baby. I'm not scared...

Aries: Yeah...

Gemini: I don't think movies are your thing, Pisces.

"Aaahhhhhh!" --doll goes on top of the kid--

Pisces: AH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Sagittarius: I dONT KNOW

Pisces: HOLD ME --hugs Sagittarius--

Taurus: Sesame Street the movie is still on the market...

Libra: No way! We're gonna finish this movie.

"Mommy, mommy! Open the door! The dollie- AHHHH!"

--all stare at the screen in horror--

Taurus: --digs through his bag and finds a DVD-- put this in --hands it to Virgo--

Virgo: --looks at the title-- Are you... serious?

Taurus: Yup

Scorpio: What is it?

Virgo: --puts DVD in DVD player-- 

TV: --Sesame Street The Movie theme song plays--

Cancer: I like this one better

Leo: Yeah lets just watch this one...

Pisces: YAY! --signs along to the theme song--

Gemini: --sings with her--


Sorry this was so short and thanks for 4k~

Never thought I'd get this much.

The next chapter has been HIGHLY requested and I'm excited to write it, a fan sent it in

bai

~angel

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