Leo: Come on Shelly, you don't need that asshole Trevor!
Capricorn: Yeah! Trevor's such a narcissist...
Taurus: ...why are we watching this
Leo: Becuase I'm waiting for Trevor to get smacked by Amber
Gemini: No, I thought we were watching the new episode of Once Upon A Time.
Taurus: Yeah I need my Captain Swan action- --switches the tv to once upon a time--
Gemini: Captain Swan? You mean Swan Queen?
Taurus: No, Swan Queen doesn't make sense-
Gemini: UM EXQUEEZE ME
Sagittarius: Gemini Swan Queen doesn't exist-
Gemini: STOP SINKING MY SHIPPP
Sagittarius: WELL STOP BEING DUMB
Aquarius: This show is way too hard to follow.
Pisces: Who's Captain Hook again?
Sagittarius: Um only the hottest guy on television (AUTHOR's OPINION)
(my ouat readers will understand how hot he is)
Aquarius: pisces wanna watch steven universe
Aquarius: kay --takes the remote and switches tv to steven universe--
Aries: HEY YOU CANT DO THAT
Virgo: yeah we can
Pisces: Aries shhhhh
Virgo: YEAH SHUT UP ARIES
Aries: nooooOOOO --furiously switches to the food network--
Libra: What the hell? You like the food network?
Aries: ye what's wrong with that
Cancer: It's only the most informative tv channel ever
Aries: Yeah, it explores the world of cooking and how our food is processed through different states and countries. It also helps inspire millennials to become bakers and or cooks as a professional job intake, and helps them understand why we need to know how certain machines process our food-
Pisces: okay that's enough stop
Taurus: Okay Aries, you know me, I would usually love to watch cupcake wars with you, but me, Sag, and Gem need to watch our show.
Scorpio: how about
Scorpio: we all watch
Aquarius: oh god
Leo: don't let him finish
Capricorn: Scorpio i swear to go-
Scorpio: t h e b e e m o v i e
Leo: NO HIDE THE REMOTE
Scorpio: --steals the remote--
TV: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway-
Libra: mAKE IT STOP
Cancer: Quick Virgo, lets team up and grab the remote.
Virgo: LETS GO
Virgo: --tries to get the remote from Scorpio with Cancer--
Gemini: MAN IM MISSING OUAT --jumps on Scorpio--
eh this one's kinda short