The Signs Watching TV Together

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Leo: Come on Shelly, you don't need that asshole Trevor!

Capricorn: Yeah! Trevor's such a narcissist...

Taurus: ...why are we watching this

Leo: Becuase I'm waiting for Trevor to get smacked by Amber

Gemini: No, I thought we were watching the new episode of Once Upon A Time.

Taurus: Yeah I need my Captain Swan action- --switches the tv to once upon a time--

Gemini: Captain Swan? You mean Swan Queen?

Taurus: No, Swan Queen doesn't make sense-

Gemini: UM EXQUEEZE ME

Sagittarius: Gemini Swan Queen doesn't exist-

Gemini: STOP SINKING MY SHIPPP

Sagittarius: WELL STOP BEING DUMB

Aquarius: This show is way too hard to follow.

Pisces: Who's Captain Hook again?

Sagittarius: Um only the hottest guy on television (AUTHOR's OPINION)

(my ouat readers will understand how hot he is)

Aquarius: pisces wanna watch steven universe

Pisces: yeah

Aquarius: kay --takes the remote and switches tv to steven universe--

Aries: HEY YOU CANT DO THAT

Virgo: yeah we can

Pisces: Aries shhhhh

Virgo: YEAH SHUT UP ARIES

Aries: nooooOOOO --furiously switches to the food network--

Libra: What the hell? You like the food network?

Aries: ye what's wrong with that

Cancer: It's only the most informative tv channel ever

Aries: Yeah, it explores the world of cooking and how our food is processed through different states and countries. It also helps inspire millennials to become bakers and or cooks as a professional job intake, and helps them understand why we need to know how certain machines process our food-

Pisces: okay that's enough stop

Taurus: Okay Aries, you know me, I would usually love to watch cupcake wars with you, but me, Sag, and Gem need to watch our show.

Scorpio: how about

Scorpio: we all watch

Aquarius: oh god

Scorpio: the-

Leo: don't let him finish

Capricorn: Scorpio i swear to go-

Scorpio: t h e b e e m o v i e

Leo: NO HIDE THE REMOTE

Scorpio: --steals the remote--

Aquarius: nooOoOoOOOOOO

TV: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway-

Libra: mAKE IT STOP

Cancer: Quick Virgo, lets team up and grab the remote.

Virgo: LETS GO

Scorpio: NOOO

Virgo: --tries to get the remote from Scorpio with Cancer--

Gemini: MAN IM MISSING OUAT --jumps on Scorpio--

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eh this one's kinda short

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