The Signs Doing Secret Santa

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OMG GUYS IM SO SORRY I MEANT TO UPLOAD THIS YESTERDAY BUT I FORGOT PLEASE FORGIVE ME

BUT THIS ONES REALLY LONG

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Gemini: LIBRA GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED --smacks him with a pillow--

Libra: ...no

Gemini: Well, did you at least get me something for Christmas?

Libra: ...yes, yes I did-

Gemini: YESSSSS --runs out the room--

Aquarius: --already sitting by the tree-- Gemini could you please- OW

Scorpio: --threw a present at Aquarius-- merry christmas

Aquarius: SCORPIO THATS NOT HOW CHRISTMAS WORKS

Pisces: --yawns-- ugh, you guys are so loud oh mY GOD LOOK AT ALL THE PRESENTS

Aries: --comes in-- okay I better get a lot of shit because I'm obviously the best here

Capricorn: No, I should get the most, it's my season.

Taurus: Shut up Capricorn I should just take all the gifts and keep them for myself if I fucking could.

Taurus: wait why don't i just do that

Pisces: n o --stares Taurus down--

Taurus:...

Sagittarius: PISCES LETS OPEN YOURS FIRST.

Pisces: --tears open a blue gift--

Pisces: OH MY GOSH

Pisces: ITS A CRUNCHYROLL MEMBERSHIP OH MY GOD

Scorpio: 7 dollars a month I can't wait-

Aquarius: bet you'll forget the first week-

Pisces: THANK --hugs Scorpio-- I KNEW IT WAS YOU NOW I CAN WATCH ALL THE YURI ON ICE I WANT

(any of my readers y!!!oi fans??)

Leo: oh boy lets see what i got --rips open a gift-- okay who the fuck got me a fitbit? I'm not fat.

Cancer: --snickers--

Leo: Thank you, Cancer. I really appreciate that. I'm going to put it on right now...

Cancer: Yes, I know, it was very thoughtful of me. Me next. --rips open a gift--

Cancer: OH WOW ITS OVERWATCH

Virgo: NO FAIR I WANT THAT WHY DOES CANCER GET IT

Aries: Because it was on clearance.

Leo: --mutters-- I bet your life is one clearance-

Aries: OH BOY HEY CAPRICORN I WONDER WHAT YOU GOT ME --looking for a gift--

Capricorn: Uh-uh. It's not under the tree. It's in my room.

--all go to Capricorn's room--

Aries: You got me... a goldfish

Capricorn: yes id like to think its very thoughtful

Virgo: watch it die in 3 days

Libra: i'll bet you with two days Virgo

Virgo: --shakes Libra's hand-- deal

Aries: iTS SO CUTE I'LL LOVE IT FOREVER

Capricorn: okay me next

--all walk out Capricorn's room--

Capricorn: OKAY WHO THE FUCK GOT ME THE BEE MOVIE

Sagittarius: --snickers-- gee I don't k n o w

Sagittarius: but you should really appreciate that movie I hear IGN rated it 10/10

Capricorn: Oh, how I've heard.

Gemini: LIBRA LIBRA WHAT DID YOU GET ME

Libra: Well why don't you look and see --hands Gemini a gift--

Gemini: --opens it up--

Gemini: ITS A HAMILTON CD OF EVERY SONG though i would have preferred tickets to the show THANK YOU!

Taurus: Libra why didn't you just get her tickets?

Libra: Sorry Taurus, I don't have $2,000 dollars on me right now.

Gemini: Oh Sagittarius, I got you something as well.

Sagittarius: Oh thanks. --tears open gift-- It's...

Sagittarius: A food subscription! A JAPANESE FOOD SUBSCRIPTION THIS IS GREAT

Taurus: WOAH ME NEXT I WANT ON TOO

Taurus: --opens a random gift-- oh how nice a Christmas sweater thank you Aries

Aries: how do you know it was me?

Virgo: ALRIGHT GIMME GIMME A GIFT
CANCER

Leo: I KNEW E X A C T L Y WHAT YOU WANTED

Virgo: --opens a gift-- YOU GOT ME STORE BRAND "COPIK" MARKERS????????

Leo: See?

Leo: They're just as amazing as the real ones

Cancer: APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE

Pisces: Aquarius, there's one more for you yknow

Aquarius: oh --opens a new gift-- ARE YOU KIDDING PISCES

Capricorn: what is it

Aquarius: PISCES GOT ME A BLANKET WITH PUPPIES ON IT

Pisces: What? It's cute!

Scorpio: yeah give it to me I MEAN IM THE TOUGHESTT ONE HERE

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