The signs are taking a road trip in Leo's RV, and Taurus is driving.
Pisces: Are we there yet?
Taurus Shut up Pisces, the answer is no.
Pisces: --cries into Cancer's shoulder-- TAURUS TOLD ME TO SHUT UP! --sobs--
Cancer: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN, TAURUS?!
Virgo: Taurus is just mad because we haven't been out of this RV for 8 hours.
Taurus: --eats Twinkie-- IM TRYING TO GET THERE AS FAST AS I CAN LEAVE ME ALONE
Sagittarius: --throws drink out the window-- FUCK YOU SODA
Scorpio: dude chill
Sagittarius: I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!! --starts smashing head against table--
Virgo: --puts a pillow underneath Sagittarius' head--
Aries: Why don't we stop at a rest stop?
Cancer: Yeah we totally should!
Pisces: Can I get cotton candy?!
Scorpio: I'll buy it for you babe. --immediately regrets showing sign of weakness because he is a meanie--
Pisces: --hugs Scorpio-- Yay!
Virgo: omg guys look Scorpio has a heart
Scorpio: --peels super happy Pisces off him-- I will cut you
Gemini: I'm going to practice my gymnastics when we get out of here, because I'm like super good at gymnastics.
Capricorn: --pretends to strangle Gemini-- I bet you are!
Libra: --slaps Capricorn, at the same time posts on blog--
Capricorn: LIBRA WHAT THE FU- --gets interrupted--
Leo: CAN ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Leo: I WILL BITE YOU AQUARIUS
Aquarius: --stops giggling-- sorry
Taurus: OKAY HERE IS THE REST STOP!
Taurus: NOW GET THE HELL OFF THE RV
All the signs are walking to the rest stop building.
Gemini: --drags Libra to the building because he won't get off his phone-- PUT THE DAMN PHONE DOWN
Libra: lol no
Scorpio: --pours water on Libra-- get the hell up
Libra: SCORPIO OMFG I HAD MY PHONE IN MY HAND I COULD HAVE DIED WHAT IF I CHOKED ON THAT WATER YOU ASSHOLE
Gemini: --falls to the ground laughing--
Scorpio: --starts walking with Virgo and Capricorn--
Virgo: I need hand sanitizer --pours entire bottle of Purell on her hands--
Capricorn: That's a lot of hand sanitizer...
Virgo: Rest stops are nasty and filled with diseases, you can never be too careful!
Sagittarius: --runs out of the RV-- FREEDOM IS MINE --pulls Aries along with her--
Aries: SAG SLOW DOWN OMFG
Aquarius: --walking with Leo-- God why won't they all shut up?
Leo: I'll be back. --disappears into the darkness--
Pisces: --arms locked with Cancer-- LETS GO GET SOME CANDY!!
Cancer: FUCK YEAH --run to building with Pisces--
The signs are in the rest stop shopping.
Sagittarius: OOO LOOK AT THESE --grabs snow globe off shelf, hits elbow on shelf, knocking over all the other snow globes--
Aquarius: --jumps to the ground and saves snow globes--
Aries: --slaps Sagittarius-- look what you did dumb ass
Sagittarius: --wipes around, throws snow globes on the ground-- YOU WANNA GO?? CUZ ILL FIGHT YOU!!
Aries: YEAH I WANNA FIGHT COME AT ME BRO
Sagittarius: --wrestles Aries to the ground--
Scorpio: --is recording the whole ideal on his phone-- KICK HER ASS ARIES
Virgo: --grabs Scorpio-- lets go
Pisces: --twitching-- BUY ME COTTON CANDY BITCH
Scorpio: Jesus Christ okay --buys cotton candy and hands it to Pisces--
Pisces: --squeals-- YAY --hugs Scorpio--
Capricorn: --laughs at Scorpio-- --looks at Virgo-- tf are you doing?
Virgo: --is buying 70 bottles of Purell-- You never know when you'll need it.
Libra: --comes out of bathroom with Gemini, still complaining about water being poured on him--
Libra: WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE --sees 5sos cd-- OMFG --runs and buys the cd--
Gemini: --cartwheels over to Virgo-- you need therapy for your ocd lmao
Virgo: fuck off
Taurus: --is buying three pounds of m&ms-- Wait, where are the keys to the RV?
Cancer: --runs in screaming--
Aquarius: What's wrong?
Cancer: --out of breath-- LEO IS CHASING ME AND PISCES WITH THE RV
Scorpio: WHO LET LEO DRIVE THE RV
--all look at Taurus--
Taurus: What? I didn't want to drive anymore
--RV crashes into building--
Leo: GET IN LOSERS WE ARE LEAVING NOW
--all of them shocked hop in RV--
(back in the RV)
Aquarius: We all need to pray the police won't come after us.
Sagittarius: They can't arrest us we're zodiac signs lmao
Pisces: --sings campfire song with Cancer-- C A M P F I R E S O N G
Aries: --holds Scorpio down so he won't strangle them--
Aries: breathe Scorpio
Scorpio: I CANT THEY'RE ANNOYING ME SO MUCH AMDGVKH
Virgo: --hands Scorpio teddy bear--
Scorpio: --rips head off teddy bear-- thank you
Aquarius: This trip better be over soon.
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