The Signs go Shopping

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Aquarius: --stares up at Hot Topic-- ...I think I'm going to buy this entire store.

Taurus: i think I'm going to buy the entire food court

Pisces: --grabs Scorpio's arm-- SCORPIO LETS GO TO CINNABUN

Scorpio: someone please help

Sagittarius: Let's just all go to one store.

Libra: Sag that's impossible and you know it.

Pisces: SCORPIO CINNABUN --shakes Scorpio's arm--

Scorpio: if i'm not back in 3 hours call the police --gets dragged away by Pisces--

Aquarius: Let's go to Hot Topic!

Leo: sTOP BEING SO EMO THIS IS 2016

Gemini: I think we should go to JC Penny. Or maybe Belk. Or maybe-

Libra: --puts hand over Gemini's mouth--

Taurus: --runs to the food court--

Virgo: Babe wait! --runs after Taurus--

Cancer: I think they're going to buy 20 pounds of food

Aquarius: LEO LETS GO TO HOT TOPICCC --runs with Leo into Hot Topic--

Leo: WHY ARE GIRLS SO DEMANDINGGGG

Gemini: LIBRA. BELK. NOW.

Aries: Fuck it I'm going to the food court.

Cancer: Cap, Sag lets go to the pet storeeee

Sagittarius: IM COMIN FOR YOU DOGGO --runs away with Cancer and Capricorn--

--at hot topic--

Aquarius: LEO. LOOK AT THIS MCRX SWEATER --holding up sweater--

Leo: Why is everything black...?

Aquarius: --gasp-- THAT MELANIE M SHIRT

Leo: --sighs but then notices a Harry Potter shirt--

Leo: I WANT THIS AND THIS AND THIS --grabs hats, books, cardigans, robes and other shit--

Aquarius: --goes to the counter with Leo-- Hi, how much will all this cost?

Cashier: That would be... 121 dollars.

Leo: Okay A put some stuff back

Aquarius: WHAT YOU HAVE MORE STUFF THAN ME

Leo: IM NOT GIVIN UP MY BOOKS

--at cinnabun--

Pisces: SCORPIO BUY ME MORE

Scorpio: that's you're fourth bun...

Pisces: --starts to cry-- BABE WHYYYYY

Scorpio: --looks at Pisces cute face and sighs--

Scorpio: Okay-

Pisces: YAY

Scorpio: --buys Pisces her fifth bun--

Pisces: --stuffing the bun in her mouth-- Hey look! It's V, A and T!

Scorpio: And they have a lot of stuff

Aries: --walks over to Scorpio and Pisces-- hey --holding tons of food--

Virgo: --holding tons of food-- here hold this --dumps food on Scorpio--

Scorpio: wHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS

Taurus: We're binge eating tonight so we got the best food. I know it's a lot, but you can have some.

Scorpio: ...right

Pisces: --still eating the bun-- did you get any candy?

Aries: No. I think Cancer and Sag might come back with some.

--at the pet store--

Sagittarius: --holding a puppy-- We should adopt this one

Cancer: Sag we're not adopting anyone. We're just looking.

Sagittarius: BUT I THOUT WE WERE GOING TO GET THIS ONE

Capricorn: Sag he's adorable but no.

Sagittarius: --looks at the dog--

Sagittarius: --runs out the store with the dog in hand--

Capricorn: SAG NO

Cancer: SAG YOU BITCH WE'RE GOING TO GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLEE

Sagittarius: YOU CANT SEPARATE ME AND MY BABY

--the two run all the way into Belk--

Gemini: Libra this jacket would look so good on you!

Libra: --on phone-- Uh huh.

Gemini: --pouts-- UGH GET OFF YOUR- ...is that-?

Libra: Sag with a dog?

Sagittarius: --runs towards Gemini and Libra-- HIDE ME

Libra: Wha-

Cancer: --runs with Capricorn toward Gemini and Libra-- WHERE IS SHE

Capricorn: SHE HAS A DOG WITH HER

Gemini: Well, she's right here --pointing behind a mannequin--

Capricorn: SAG GIVE ME THE DOG

Sagittarius: --comes out of hiding-- NO HE'S MINE AND I LOVE HIM

Cancer: Sag we're gonna get in trouble! --tries to take the dog away from Sagittarius--

Sagittarius: NOHOHO NOOOOOO

Aries: --comes in with the rest-- There you guys are!

Taurus: Where were you guys?

Aquarius: --comes in with Leo holding a bunch of Hot Topic bags--

Leo: Hey what's happening here?

Pisces: Why do you have so many bags?

Aquarius: We got addicted

Scorpio: --looks at Sagittarius-- ...Is that a dog?

Sagittarius: ...no

Virgo: Um, I think we should go

Gemini: but i haven't picked my outfit yet

Virgo: Security is right there --points to security that was running towards them--

Sagittarius: LETS GO DOGGO

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