The Signs Play a Video Game

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Libra: I'm gonna kick your ass, Gemini.

Gemini: NUH UH

Libra: YEAH HUH

Pisces: NO IM GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU

Virgo: Ha, please. You're way too nice Pisces.

Taurus: Yeah, you're the one who calms us down when we get mad.

Pisces: What? I can be mean!

Pisces: --takes a deep breath-- fUCK YOU

Sagittarius: PISCES SHUT IT... you're scaring Pammi.

Scorpio: ENOUGH WITH THE DOG

Sagittarius: NO THE DOG IS A PERSON TOO

Virgo: That makes absolutely no sense-

Sagittarius: You don't make sense. PAMMI GET HER

--Pammi runs after Virgo--

Virgo: AHHHHH ARIES HELP

Aries: --scares away Pammi-- FEAR MY HOTNESS

Libra: Ok, lets play so I can beat all of you

---Capricorn puts in the Mario Kart disc--

Aquarius: Okay, let's do Rainbow Road!

Cancer: NO WAY! That course is way too hard. Let's do... Mushroom Land!

Gemini: That's way too easy. Do the Donkey Kong stage or whatever.

Leo: --picks the Donkey Kong stage and now all the signs have to pick a character--

Cancer: --picks Rosalina--

Gemini: UM CANCER DID YOU JUST FUCKING PICK MY MAIN

Cancer: ROSALINA IS MY MAIN

Gemini: I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU

Aquarius: Gem calm down just pick another character

Gemini: NO I NEED ROSALINA

Virgo: Gemini...calm down

Gemini: AHHHHH --jumps on Cancer and now her and Cancer are attacking each
other--

Aries: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Taurus: --splitting up the fight-- GEMINI JUST BE DAISY

Scorpio: HA you're the knock off of peach

Gemini: AT LEAST IM NOT TOAD

Scorpio: UM-

Capricorn: OKAY does everyone have their characters?

All the signs: Yup!

Capricorn: Okay, let the games... begin! --presses start--

Libra: YEEEEEAAAHHu

The game starts. All the signs blast off and Virgo spins out.

Virgo: I'm fucking done.

Taurus: Hey, you can catch up Vir- --gets hit by a red shell-- WHO THE FUCK JUST DID THAT

Pisces: HA HA HA

Cancer: PISCES HAS GONE ROUGE

Pisces: FEEL MY EMBRITTLED RAGE --now in second place--

Libra: --in first-- PISCES NO GET AWAY FROM ME

Sagittarius: Everyone root for Pisces to get ahead of Libra.

Libra: NO

Scorpio: --in 10th place-- NO IM NOT GETTING BEAT BY PISCES --throws a blue shell--

Libra: --gets hit by a blue shell-- i fucking hate you

Pisces: --enters first place-- YESSSSSSSS

Leo: SCOPRIO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Scorpio: omg I'm sorry pisces might actually win

Gemini: --whines-- BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN AND NOW IM IN 4TH AND IM SAD AND NOW LIBRA'S GONNA WINNNN

Virgo: --not moving at all--

Aries: ...Virgo are you gonna move at all

Virgo: no

Taurus: --in 3rd place-- CMON GUYS PISCES IS GONNA WIN

Aquarius: well taurus its kinda hard when you're iN 11TH PLACE

The signs are on the final lap and Pisces is still in first.

Capricorn: LIBRA DO SOMETHING

Libra: IM DOING THE BEST I CAN CAP

Pisces: YES FEAR ME

Gemini: Okay Libra this is a serious matter now this is life or death

Scorpio: You have to win!

It's the final few feet, and the winner is... Virgo?

Taurus: VIRGO HOW DID YOU WIN

Virgo: i snuck past everyone

Pisces: i... am not even mad

Libra: WELL I AM --flips over table--

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sorry i haven't posted a chapter in so long! this ones kinda long i guess

hey! i organized the book so now new readers can find chapters easier! isn't that neat?

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