Sagittarius: --pulling Aries' arm-- ARIES LETS GO LOOK AT THE pENGUINS
Aries: --pulling away-- NO LETS GO SEE THE ALLIGATORS
Libra: Guys, we can each go see the animals as a group.
Aquarius: But I want to see the aliens!
Leo: There are no aliens at the zoo, A.
Aquarius: thEy'Re AlL aROunD uS
Leo: well shit
Gemini: LETS GO SEE THE TURTLES!! AND THEN THE FISH, AND THEN THE-
Pisces: Let's go to the gift shop!
Cancer: YEAH I WANNA GET A TOYYYYY
Capricorn: cancer you are almost an adult no toys
Cancer: BUT DADDDDD
Capricorn: NO BUTS YOUNG LADY
Taurus: Guys, we're here for the animals not the toys
Taurus: We're also here for the food but mainly the animals.
Virgo: OOoo I can't wait to see the bears
Virgo: because they can kill anyone in an instant
Scorpio: Okay let's all go to the gorillas
Scorpio: aka lets go see Harambe's cousins
--all go to the gorilla cages--
Aries: I bet I could beat one of those up.
Libra: I bet I could beat up your face.
Aries: YOU WANA GO
Libra: FUCK YEAH I DO
Gemini: Guys stop!
Capricorn: Yeah, admire nature.
All the signs: .....
Taurus: They're not doing anything cool.
Sagittarius: That's why we need to go to the PENGUINSSSSS
Virgo: No way! Penguins don't do anything.
Sagittarius: DON'T CRITISIZE MY FAMILY
--all go to the penguins--
Sagittarius: ARIES LOOK AT THAT ONE --grabs Aries' hand--
Aries: --blushes-- Yes Sag I saw...
Sagittarius: LOOK THAT ONES GOING DOWN THE SLIDE
Pisces: Sag we've been here for an hour now-
Scorpio: Yeah let's go to the alligators now
Aries & Gemini: YES PLEASE
Gemini: And I wanna see all the fish and the crocodiles and the-
Leo: OKAY LETS GO NOW
--all go to the alligators--
Capricorn: YEAH EAT THAT FISH GATOR
Aquarius: DESTROY ITTTTT
Gemini: NO! Be nice mister gator-
Alligator: --eats fish--
Gemini: NOOOOO THAT FISH HAD HOPES AND DREAMS --sobs--
Libra: --comforts Gemini-- It's okay, Gem. It's the circle of life...
Gemini: BUT THAT FISH WAS SO B E A U T I F U L
--all go to the lions--
Leo: Ah, my spirit animal-
Pisces: LOOK! THE GIFT SHOP IS RIGHT THERE! LET'S GO SCORPIO!
Leo: Hey we didn't have my part in the story yet!
--all go to the gift shop--
Pisces: Ooh! I want this one too --gives Scorpio a plush red panda--
Scorpio: --holding 50 stuffed animals-- Pisces this is way too much...
Pisces: I haven't even gotten everything yet!
Cancer: --wearing a cheap necklace-- Hey A, do you think this necklace looks good on me?
Aquarius: OHMAHGOSH LOOK! THEY HAVE THE 2nd EDITION OF WELBER'S CONSPIRACY DOCUMENTARY
Scorpio: ok i bought you all the stuffed animals now lets go home
Aquarius: BUT WE DIDN'T SEE THE ALIENS YETTTTT
Capricorn: HUSH UP AQUARIUS
this was supposed to go up yesterday but it didn't save, so i had to write it all over again but it's kind of early.
the next two chapters are a sign x sign so thats cool