The Signs go to the Zoo

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Sagittarius: --pulling Aries' arm-- ARIES LETS GO LOOK AT THE pENGUINS

Aries: --pulling away-- NO LETS GO SEE THE ALLIGATORS

Libra: Guys, we can each go see the animals as a group.

Aquarius: But I want to see the aliens!

Leo: There are no aliens at the zoo, A.

Aquarius: thEy'Re AlL aROunD uS

Leo: well shit

Gemini: LETS GO SEE THE TURTLES!! AND THEN THE FISH, AND THEN THE-

Pisces: Let's go to the gift shop!

Cancer: YEAH I WANNA GET A TOYYYYY

Capricorn: cancer you are almost an adult no toys

Cancer: BUT DADDDDD

Capricorn: NO BUTS YOUNG LADY

Taurus: Guys, we're here for the animals not the toys

Taurus: We're also here for the food but mainly the animals.

Virgo: OOoo I can't wait to see the bears

Sagittarius: why

Virgo: because they can kill anyone in an instant

Sagittarius: .........oh

Scorpio: Okay let's all go to the gorillas

Scorpio: aka lets go see Harambe's cousins

Leo: YAY

--all go to the gorilla cages--

Aries: I bet I could beat one of those up.

Libra: I bet I could beat up your face.

Aries: YOU WANA GO

Libra: FUCK YEAH I DO

Gemini: Guys stop!

Capricorn: Yeah, admire nature.

All the signs: .....

Taurus: They're not doing anything cool.

Sagittarius: That's why we need to go to the PENGUINSSSSS

Virgo: No way! Penguins don't do anything.

Sagittarius: DON'T CRITISIZE MY FAMILY

--all go to the penguins--

Sagittarius: ARIES LOOK AT THAT ONE --grabs Aries' hand--

Aries: --blushes-- Yes Sag I saw...

Sagittarius: LOOK THAT ONES GOING DOWN THE SLIDE

Pisces: Sag we've been here for an hour now-

Scorpio: Yeah let's go to the alligators now

Aries & Gemini: YES PLEASE

Gemini: And I wanna see all the fish and the crocodiles and the-

Leo: OKAY LETS GO NOW

--all go to the alligators--

Capricorn: YEAH EAT THAT FISH GATOR

Aquarius: DESTROY ITTTTT

Gemini: NO! Be nice mister gator-

Alligator: --eats fish--

Gemini: NOOOOO THAT FISH HAD HOPES AND DREAMS --sobs--

Libra: --comforts Gemini-- It's okay, Gem. It's the circle of life...

Gemini: BUT THAT FISH WAS SO B E A U T I F U L

--all go to the lions--

Leo: Ah, my spirit animal-

Pisces: LOOK! THE GIFT SHOP IS RIGHT THERE! LET'S GO SCORPIO!

Leo: Hey we didn't have my part in the story yet!

--all go to the gift shop--

Pisces: Ooh! I want this one too --gives Scorpio a plush red panda--

Scorpio: --holding 50 stuffed animals-- Pisces this is way too much...

Pisces: I haven't even gotten everything yet!

Cancer: --wearing a cheap necklace-- Hey A, do you think this necklace looks good on me?

Aquarius: OHMAHGOSH LOOK! THEY HAVE THE 2nd EDITION OF WELBER'S CONSPIRACY DOCUMENTARY

Cancer: ugh

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Scorpio: ok i bought you all the stuffed animals now lets go home

Aquarius: BUT WE DIDN'T SEE THE ALIENS YETTTTT

Capricorn: HUSH UP AQUARIUS

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this was supposed to go up yesterday but it didn't save, so i had to write it all over again but it's kind of early.

the next two chapters are a sign x sign so thats cool

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