The Signs Dog Sit

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THANKS FOR GETTING ME TO #84 IN RANDOM!

Did you guys think I would forget about Sag's dog in the last chapter?

also sorry for uploading this so early  if you're on the west coast of the US or somewhere other than the east coast or in the UK XD

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Sagittarius: Okay Pammi, fetch! --throws tennis ball and Pammi runs to get it--

Cancer: --Pammi runs over Cancer-- I can't believe you adopted that dog

Pisces: I'm surprised they let her get away with it.

Scorpio: --Pammi runs past him-- Are you sure you'll be able to- AH HE BIT MY ANKLE

Sagittarius: good gurl

Aquarius: Remember Sag, you have to discipline her. Why don't you get Aries to help?

Sagittarius: Pammi is afraid of Aries.

Aries: It's not my fault your dog can't handle how hot I am

Aquarius: Leo is great with dogs! After all, that's how we met right babe? --leans towards Leo--

Leo: --blushes-- Y-yeah but I don't know... Pammi is a bit...

Taurus: Sag your dog is a bitch

Sagittarius: WHAT?

Gemini: It's true Sag, your dog can be really mean.

Libra: She bites

Virgo: And scratches

Capricorn: Look Sag, if you want to discipline Pammi, you have to be stern

Pammi: --is running around the house at record speed--

Capricorn: Pammi! Sit!

Pammi: --stops--

Capricorn: Sit...

Taurus: Cap you're going to get no where doing this. You have to bribe her.

Virgo: Dogs can't be bribed.

Gemini: Yeah they can! Give her a treat.

Sagittarius: Ah! Right here --pulls out a bag of treats and pulls one out--

Sagittarius: Here here Pammi! C'mere...

Leo: --takes dog treat bag and dumps them all on the floor-- there

Cancer: perfect

Sagittarius: WHAT THE HELL LEO

Cancer: You need to teach Pammi that you will be nice to her.

Aries: but why would you give her the entire fucking bag?

Pisces: I wonder what they taste like... --picks up one--

Virgo: i don't think they taste very-

Pisces: --eats one--

Virgo: Goddammit Pisces

Pisces: OH MAH GOD THAT TASTES A M A Z I N G

Capricorn: Pisces no-

Pisces: --runs around the house with Pammi--

Aquarius: --picks up treat bag-- What are in these Sag?

Sagittarius: sugar

Libra: yOU CANT FEED DOGS SUGAR WHAT THE-

Pammi: --attacks Libra--

Libra: SAG HELP

Sagittarius: OKAY! Uh, b-bad girl!?

Pammi: --looks at Sagittarius-- --calms down--

Scorpio: Great. Now where are Gemini and Pisces

Taurus: Gemini ate one

Aries: Oh well

Gemini & Pisces: --running around the house like crazy--

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this chapter was complete shit

Edit: Thank you Cat_Lover_21 for making me an inspiration for your book Zodiac High school! If you like this book I guarantee you will like Zodiac Highschool when she starts uploading. Much love!~

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