The Signs Play Dodgeball

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Team Red: Pisces, Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo, Virgo, Libra

Team Blue: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries, Capricorn, Cancer, Taurus

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Aries: --holding a ball-- Oho get ready Leo, I'm gonna throw this ball so hard against your face, you'll be paralyzed.

Leo: We'll see about that dear Aries. I think you're making threats because you're scared.

Aries: WELL THEN-

Pisces: Um, do we have to do this??

Cancer: Yeah this doesn't seem safe...

Libra: Relax it's fine, no one will get hurt

Virgo: That's a lie-

--whistle blows--

Pisces: HIDE ME --ducks behind Scorpio--

Scorpio: Don't worry, I'll protect you- AHH --dodges a ball--

Pisces: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Gemini: --trying to hit Libra-- ARGH STAND STILL

Libra: Aw, it's so cute when you- --Aquarius hits him-- FUCK

Aquarius: THATS RIGHT BITCH --gets hit by Aries in the crossfire of him and Leo--

Leo: --throwing like every ball at Aries--

Aries: HAHA FUCK YOU

Pisces: --picks up a ball-- um...

Sagittarius: DO IT PISCES

Pisces: --throws it weakly--

Aries: --Pisces' ball hits him--

Pisces: --gasps-- OHMAHGERD

Aries: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Capricorn: --sitting in the corner on his phone--

Sagittarius: --hitting Capricorn with a ball-- GET UP

Capricorn: lol no

Taurus: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS

Virgo: yeah we're just getting hurt

Leo: But it's fun??

Cancer: Yeah, I love hitting people in the face!

Scorpio: --hits Cancer with a ball--

Cancer: HEY FUCK OFF

Scorpio: F I T E ME M 8

Aries: Guys come on we shouldn't be fighting.

Libra: Yeah, this is dangerous.

Capricorn: Yeah ur all idiots

Taurus: ...I won though

Sagittarius: UM I LASTED THE LONGEST

Aquarius: You guys are totally missing the point here!

Aquarius: ...but i won

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ugh this is so bad why do you guys like this book XD

i was thinking about doing a qna but i dunno

don't send me questions now, i'll announce when i do one lol

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