If you have any zodiac scenario ideas, put them in a comment!
*aka im running out of ideas*
The signs were driving to Seattle, Washington but got lost...
Taurus: Virgo I told you to go straight, not make a fucking left!
Virgo: Why don't you know the order of the streets correctly?! You told me to go down the wrong street like 10 times!
Taurus: If you would listen-
Cancer: --comes in between Taurus and Virgo-- Guys! We're not going to solve anything by arguing!
Virgo: YEAH LETS FIGHT INSTEAD
Libra: Guys, we'll be fine. All we need is to find a local gas station-
Cancer: That will never work. We need to see if any one is driving down here-
Sagittarius: Lets just all run in different directions and try to find something 3 2 1 GO --tries to run off but Aries grabs her arm--
Aries: No you're not.
Gemini: Lets just drive the car and see where we end up.
Libra: No offense, but that's a stupid idea.
Cancer: Lets just pull up the GPS. Taurus? Virgo?
Taurus: Um... we don't know how to use it
Sagittarius: VIRGO YOURE LIKE THE SMARTEST ONE HERE
Virgo: WELL IM SORRY FOR BEING A FUCKING STEREOTYPE
Capricorn: If you weren't using the GPS then what were you guys using the entire time?
Taurus: ...general knowledge-
Pisces: WELL NO WONDER WE'RE FUCKING LOST!
Scorpio: It's okay Pisces, we'll get out of this someho-
Pisces: NO NOW WE'LL BE LOST FOREVER
Leo: Pisces, calm down
Aquarius: --hugs Pisces--
Pisces: yay hugs
Scorpio: Okay, lets just go to the nearest building. I bet someone inside could help us.
They all walk to the nearest road and see buildings.
Taurus: --gasp-- LETS GO TO THAT WAFFLE HOUSE --points to waffle house--
Virgo: NO WAY! We need to go to that bank over there.
Taurus: --mutters-- you're just full of shit today, aren't you-
Virgo: I CAN HEAR YOU AND IF IT WASNT FOR YOUR BAD DIRECTIONS-
Taurus: OH I GUESS TODAY IS NATIONAL BLAME TAURUS DAY ISNT IT
Gemini: Guys stop fighting, let's just go to the bank.
They all go to the bank to look for directions.
Aquarius: --goes up to the bank person-- Hi there, me and my friends are lost. Do you have any directions or a map we could-
Leo: You don't have to be so formal-
Aquarius: shut up. ANYWAY do you have a map we could look at?
Bank Person: --hands Aquarius a map of the area-- Here you go.
Aquarius: Yes, thank you!
Leo: --goes back with the others outside with Aquarius-- Okay, we took a wrong turn here so-
Libra: No, we took a wrong turn HERE.
Cancer: No, Leo's right.
Pisces: Oh god-
Scorpio: No, didn't we take a wrong turn here?
Virgo: Ugh, you guys are all idiots.
Taurus: Not including yourself, Virgo?
Capricorn: C'mon guys...
Aries: We should leave them here...
Sagittarius: Yeah lets go start up the car.
Gemini: Actually, lets go to the Waffle House.
Aquarius: yeah that sounds nice
Aries, Capricorn, Gemini, Sagittarius, and Aquarius left the others and went to the Waffle House. They then went back to the car.
This one isn't that good srry