The Signs are Lost

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If you have any zodiac scenario ideas, put them in a comment!

*aka im running out of ideas*

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The signs were driving to Seattle, Washington but got lost...

Taurus: Virgo I told you to go straight, not make a fucking left!

Virgo: Why don't you know the order of the streets correctly?! You told me to go down the wrong street like 10 times!

Taurus: If you would listen-

Cancer: --comes in between Taurus and Virgo-- Guys! We're not going to solve anything by arguing!

Virgo: YEAH LETS FIGHT INSTEAD

Leo: NO

Libra: Guys, we'll be fine. All we need is to find a local gas station-

Cancer: That will never work. We need to see if any one is driving down here-

Sagittarius: Lets just all run in different directions and try to find something 3 2 1 GO --tries to run off but Aries grabs her arm--

Aries: No you're not.

Gemini: Lets just drive the car and see where we end up.

Libra: No offense, but that's a stupid idea.

Cancer: Lets just pull up the GPS. Taurus? Virgo?

Taurus: Um... we don't know how to use it

Cancer: WHAT

Sagittarius: VIRGO YOURE LIKE THE SMARTEST ONE HERE

Virgo: WELL IM SORRY FOR BEING A FUCKING STEREOTYPE

Capricorn: If you weren't using the GPS then what were you guys using the entire time?

Taurus: ...general knowledge-

Pisces: WELL NO WONDER WE'RE FUCKING LOST!

Scorpio: It's okay Pisces, we'll get out of this someho-

Pisces: NO NOW WE'LL BE LOST FOREVER

Leo: Pisces, calm down

Aquarius: --hugs Pisces--

Pisces: yay hugs

Scorpio: Okay, lets just go to the nearest building. I bet someone inside could help us.

They all walk to the nearest road and see buildings.

Taurus: --gasp-- LETS GO TO THAT WAFFLE HOUSE --points to waffle house--

Virgo: NO WAY! We need to go to that bank over there.

Taurus: --mutters-- you're just full of shit today, aren't you-

Virgo: I CAN HEAR YOU AND IF IT WASNT FOR YOUR BAD DIRECTIONS-

Taurus: OH I GUESS TODAY IS NATIONAL BLAME TAURUS DAY ISNT IT

Gemini: Guys stop fighting, let's just go to the bank.

They all go to the bank to look for directions.

Aquarius: --goes up to the bank person-- Hi there, me and my friends are lost. Do you have any directions or a map we could-

Leo: You don't have to be so formal-

Aquarius: shut up. ANYWAY do you have a map we could look at?

Bank Person: --hands Aquarius a map of the area-- Here you go.

Aquarius: Yes, thank you!

Leo: --goes back with the others outside with Aquarius-- Okay, we took a wrong turn here so-

Libra: No, we took a wrong turn HERE.

Cancer: No, Leo's right.

Pisces: Oh god-

Scorpio: No, didn't we take a wrong turn here?

Virgo: Ugh, you guys are all idiots.

Taurus: Not including yourself, Virgo?

Capricorn: C'mon guys...

Aries: We should leave them here...

Sagittarius: Yeah lets go start up the car.

Gemini: Actually, lets go to the Waffle House.

Aquarius: yeah that sounds nice

Aries, Capricorn, Gemini, Sagittarius, and Aquarius left the others and went to the Waffle House. They then went back to the car.

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This one isn't that good srry

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