The Signs Waking up in the Morning

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Aries: --the only one up with Leo-- can i eat them now

Leo: --cooking-- no

Aries: can i eat them now

Leo: no

Aries: can i eat-

Leo: ARIES THE PANCAKES ARENT DONE YET

Aries: WELL FUCK YOU THEN

Virgo: --wakes up and walks in-- Why are you shouting? I need my beauty sleep.

Scorpio: --walks in-- Getting more sleep doesn't improve the beauty that you don't have.

Virgo: I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU

Scorpio: PISCES WONT LET YOU

Virgo: WELL SHE'S ASLEEP SO- --attacks Scorpio--

Scorpio: PISCES HELP --on the ground with Virgo--

Libra:  --yawns-- ...Where are Pisces and Aquarius? They're usually up early...

Leo: Go check in Pisces room.

Libra: Okay-

Scorpio: --gets away from Virgo-- WAIT GO IN WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED

Libra: Why?

Aries: You don't know what girls do in there

Libra: --walks over to Pisces' room with eyes closed--  IM SORRY IF YOU'RE NAKED I- ...What is that voice? Is that... Jacksepticeye?

Pisces, Aquarius, & Cancer & Sagittarius: --watching Jacksepticeye--

Libra: You guys look really tired... DID YOU GUYS WATCH HIM ALL NIGHT

Aquarius: ...maybe

Cancer: ITS NOT OUR FAULT THAT HE'S ADORABLE

Pisces: AH HE'S SO CUTE

Sagittarius: UGH HES SO HOT

Libra: Well Leo's making pancakes-

They all go to the kitchen.

Aquarius: Leo give me food

Leo: IM TELLING YOU GUYS ITS NOT DONEEE

Pisces: vIRGO STOP TRYING TO STRANGLE SCORPIO

Virgo: BUT HE'S AN IDIOT

Gemini: --walks in with Taurus and Capricorn-- Did you guys SEE how mad Snow White was?

Taurus: I know right? Charming better watch out-

Capricorn: I think that's just the effects of just giving birth AND Zelena stealing the baby...

Cancer: AHHH STOP WITH THE SPOILERS

Taurus: Oh, hey Leo, can I have pancakes.

Leo: --sighs-- thEy'RE NOt fUckING dONE

Aries: LEO HURRY THE FUCK UP

Gemini: Libra you should watch Once Upon A Time. It would be so fun!

Libra: Uh, no.

Capricorn: Why?

Libra: I dunno, it doesn't look that good.

Taurus: UM WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

Capricorn: WHY DONT YOU LIKE ONCE UPON A TIME

Cancer: Yeah Libra what's wrong with you

Libra: WELL SORRY

Sagittarius: LEO MOVE OVER YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG --tries to take the pan--

Leo: NO YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK --tugging at the pan--

The pan falls on the floor and the pancakes fall out.

Aquarius: NOOOOOO

Aries: I waited so long and it didn't even matter

Pisces: Sag its okay-

Scorpio: NO ITS NOT

Cancer: Leo make more

Leo: NO IM DONE --flips table over--

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early chapter yay

ive been reading too many septiplier fan fics someone please help





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