{Not so} Daily whines

Chapter twenty nine - 7/6

welp.

I missed my own birthday oH MY. GOD.

Just kidding lol, but I missed my Wattpad birthday smh I turned 2 on the 5th :')

I'm so proud of myself tho like for the first year I would never have even thought about writing let alone PUBLISHING my jazz lmao

but yee hb 2 me hehe

my REAL bday is in like a month YASS I'm turning salty 16 on the 16th lol wait OMFG..

16/7/16

smh why is there no 16th month.

MY BDAY IS THE SAME DAY AS LUKEY HEMMINGS IK BOW DOWN BIATCH

*applause*

Anyway I'm just gonna spill my thoughts and events of the weekend into this chapter cause I can't be bothered w the pov rn

•READER BEWARE-THIS IS SOME RANDOM SHIT•

Omg so I was sitting in food today and I thought of something SO hilarious but I CANT REMEMBER IT. I even warned myself I was like

Logan u better remember this shit so u can tell ur readers and become a comedic genius

I'll remember it Jesus.

just risk it and write it down on ur phone

Nah cbf

ugh lord. u better not forget ffs

I won't k. geez

*forgets it*

..so I'm pissed at myself currently cause I wanna remember.

Instead I'll just explain what happened this long weekend.

Saturday

umm so Saturday I.. can't remember what happened like I just layed around on my lazy ass, ate, read smut umm nm hbu

Sunday

On Sunday I went to..

the mall

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Yea I left the house, I wore some black ripped jeans #my fave, a striped shirt that's an xl cause I like it baggy hehehehehhe and some black boots.

I went w my mom dad and tommy and it wasn't even embarrassing cause I was looking like a boss ass bitch and did not care. Like hoe come near me I'll scratch out your eyes w my sharp black hoe nails.

Yes I have let my nails grow so u can actual see the white part.. IM SORRY OK IK IVE BETRAYED NON-HOE KIND

eh well now I can scratch some ppl heheh

ANYway so I went to the mall and got some maccas, u know the good shit. Then I got a black sweatshirt from cotton on body that they don't have at the mall I go to w my bp so I was pre happy.

It's black who wouldn't be happy?

After coming home from the mall I went out driving with my parents and I didn't crash!1!1! wut the heck gurl I can actually drive woo

But it's like in a new subdivision so there's no cars or houses yet, soon it'll get busy and I'll be screaming the whole time LOLLL

After I went out driving I had to deliver my flyers :') kms but it's my only job rn

I'm desperate for food money.

After that I watched a movie w the fam at home, it was the new huntsman one and I kinda zoned out but it was good

Monday

On Monday I didn't really do much, I went out driving again bc I'm learning in a manual and the clutch and the gears and UGH

So hard.

"That's what she said"

uhm excuse me?

That is what I said buddy come say it to my face..

and I may kiss you.

Welp.

Random extras

In the weekend I went to the Warehouse and like there was this family and there were three girls. Like one about 13, 7 and 14 and they were all in puffer jackets.

Like omfg this isn't the Arctic ok sweaty it's not that cold.

I was in a t-shirt for crusts sake

Then I saw the person scanning their items and she was scanning a pillow with colourful pineapples on it.

AND then she picked up a frickin circular map of the world canvas and I was like omfg r u srs hun bun

Ik we were all at that crazy room decor stage (I still am LOL) but srsly hunny no.. just NO.

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It is actually the 8th cause I didn't publish it yesterday and it's cut off cause I cbf but deal w it LOL

-Logan