some {Not so} Daily whines, diary entries and/or ranty chapters that I'm gracing the world of Wattpad with that are in fact 100% true
some parts are funny, some sad and some just me spilling my weirdness into a chapter because why the f not
so sit b...
Okay hiiiiii sorry i haven't updated frequently ha.....
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okay so first things first (i'm the realest) DROP THIS AND LET- um sorry so BIG!! NEWS!!
i got like all my hair cut off................................................................................................jk
not all my hair just like 7-8 inches lolol you got punk'd by the title
so my hair is now just longer than my collar bones and like the shortest i've had it since year five.
so pre big deal to me bc my hair was also the longest it's ever been and i was basically rapunzel
PSSH kidding my hair was like maybe 20cm below my bra IDFK HOW LONG K ITS GONE I DONT REMEMBER
anyway so i was gonna donate the hair bc y'know doing good things for society etc whatever it seemed cool and for a good cause
!¡HOWEVER¡! i couldn't find a place that would allow me to donate it and still keep a bob of hair on my head so i wouldn't look like an escaped prisoner with a kiwifruit buzz cut y'know
so i had to end up just keeping it so it's currently in a plastic bag in my memory box
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18/11/16 was the date i got it cut and exCUSE my chubby ass fingers
the box lid legit feel down right before i took this so my thumb was THROBBING
so yea i'm part of the short haired girl club :)
ok so today i got up at like i can't fuckin remember o'clock and got dressed bc it's saturday so going to see luke the main man at the supermarket *wink wink*
I WAS SO PISSED THO BC HE WENT ON BREAK BY THE TIME WE GOT TO THE CHECKOUTS YGHWGHXHHSHAH
but i think he saw us when we came in idk
i was wearing my red pug socks, each lil pug is wearing a red nose and reindeer ears like rudolph NAWWW
so we were shopping and we go past butcher bae first as he works in the meat section and you have to walk past there before getting to the isles that hold everything but veges etc
so my mum ended up asking about sausages or something idk and she came over to me and sAID HIS NAME MIGHT B JACK
TRIGGERED BC LUKE AND JACK R THE HEMMINGS HOES UM
plus i have a guy friend (my only guy friend ha ha um) and his name is jack lolol
so we were walking and shopping and whatevs and i saw this chick i used to do gymnastics with, ive actually mentioned her before cause i saw her at the supermarket and she was alone and wearing a fake leather skirt smh
