{Not so} Daily whines

Chapter thirty six - 23/6

It's 7:53am and I'm getting a jumpstart on this cause ik after school it'll just get random asf and I'll be too high on life.. OK SO

first of all

HOLY CHILLI POTATOS WITH CRISPY BACON MY BLOODLUST STORY IS INTO THE 300s FOR READS

AND I HAVE 20 COMMENTS???!!!!

WHO WOULD EVEN WANT TO COMMENT LOL?! *hides that half the comments are me excessively replying*

AND ITS #48 IN THE VAMPIRE CATEGORY ????

bish whut

(ik it's based on activity and stuff idk but I'm still excited let me have my joy)

sO YEA IM #happyasf RN

take my money cause nobody can drag me down hunny bun ;))

anyway back to semi normal MoI it's raining yay but there's school ew.

it's messing w my hair so no thanks but omg I hope it stops raining because I have to bus after school and I don't like smelling like a wet dog BUT THEN ALSO I trucking love the smell after rain like IT HAS A NAME but I can't remember

it's p something-

P. SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY

*waves white flag whilst smirking*

lol I had to in support of dory cause her as a baby is so damn cute get me 1000 plushies

#fake fan I still haven't watched the movie.. ha

smh when I was texting Lei this morning I actually tried making conversation but she just hit me w that "ok"

HOEkay welp that's the end of THAT ha ha

*glaces at her every 2 seconds to see if she's reading over my shoulder*

yea she's in the car say hi to Lei everyone!!!

her bag is legit crushing my arm rn so she must be eating bricks for lunch again *sighs*

well gtg and I'll add more when something interesting happens!!

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I just walked into the year 11 common room to grab my science books cause we were a tad late to school cause of the weather not cause of my moms driving, *deep breath* ummm

and then my heart jolted bc I there was a hoard
of year nines

and they all had little straws and paper bags filled with white powder and I was like

UMM WHY ARE THERE YEAR NINES DOING CRACK IN THE COMMON ROOM ???

then I realised that they were doing a sherbet experiment and I chilled but lmao they looked like druggos smh

ALso just now I walked into science class and this hoe was like "hey insert other classmates name here is it still raining outside?"

yeAH HUN?? there's legit about five Windows to your left that you can see out of. maybe you could turn your turkey neck and see for yourself.

smh then she was like "I want it to rain so I don't have netball haha"

UMM?? DID U LEGIT ASK IF IT WAS RAINING JUST TO VOICE HOW IT COULD PERSONALLY BENEFIT YOU? I'm trying to sit here and go on Wattpad without u interrupting my train of thought k

lawd

but omg this girl in my food class just came into the library w her friend and they're semi popular right

kinda awks cause I'm just sitting here by myself  on my phone with headphones in and they'll know that I'm a loner w no friends #shit

+I'm starving to death and want a cheeseburger combo already wahhh

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omg I have my spray tan tomorrow and I'm so scared like this girl who's quite pale said she got DOUBLE LIGHT and she looks so dark like

WHAT THE JINGLE BELLS DO I DO AGGH

I'll post a pic of my arm before and after if it's that bad so u can see me turn into a Brazilian goddess XoXo

but yeah I just got back from the mall w my bff and we always get a burger combo from maccas then we look round zee shops and then get a Wendy's ice cream and we've been doing this for the whole term (7 weeks) on Thursdays

only cause I have indoor football on a Wednesday so we changed the day but we've been doing it for a while #fatgoals

THE BAE AT WENDYS THO

like we have 2 regular chicks who serve our ice creamy goodness and today the one who was serving asked my bp "do you guys come here every Thursday? do you plan this?"

BP was like ya and she replied "I love that"

BAHAHAHA while this convo was going on I was thinking about what flavour to choose Lmao #all I think about is food

but it's a proud moment *puts hand on heart* bc someone actually noticed that we live at the mall on a Thursday afternoon and *wipes tear* that we spend useful money on food to nurture our bodies with.

LOL YA NOTHING MUCH ELSE HAPPENED EXCEPT I WAS A TOTAL SPAZ AND COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.

I swear to god like in math the girl beside me flipping mumbles 'oh shutup' when the teacher was legit yell blabbing to us and that's all it took for me to fall into a laughing coma smh

LMAO WE FOUND THESE CUTICLE NIPPERS BAHAHAHHAHAHA

the brand is literally b me like is that a challenge u confident hoe??!!

I DONT NEED UR CUTICLE NIPPERS TO FEEL BEAUTIFUL OK

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That's all for now!1! lol this is like the written version of a daily vlog except it's been altered to ultimate drug mode

I'm probably forgetting something funny that happened but I'm turning into a forgetful fish and can't even remember what I ate yesterday S M H

ciao :')

-Logan