i'm burNINGGGGGGG
HELP IM MELTING INTO A PUDDLE OF HUMAN FILTH SAVE ME
lol it's like 20 degrees rn (CELCIUS!!)
actually gonna kneel over and die in a sec
lol kiddINg but it's slightly too warm to be comfortable rn
ppl from legit anywhere else except europe r probs like UMM!! THATS COLD ASF WHAT!
YEA no. us kiwifruits don't have exceptionally intense hot weather so y'know this is summer and hot enough to crisp my vampire skin
but it's okay bc i have my goldfish crackers and my powerade to guide me thru this dark time
the lil fish on the goldfish baggie is called finn
IT MADE ME THINK OF FINN FROM GLEE I AM TRIGGERED :'(
anyWHO
i'm writing like 6 stories rn lol....
bc u know that saying like if you can't find the book you're looking for write it yourself?? yeah I WANT MORE BOOKS BUT I NEEDA MAKE THEM MYSELF
ahem.
plus i'm actually gonna try make a youtube channel like LEGIT THE REAL DEAL
sooo my first video is gonna be a halloween makeup tutorial bc it's halloween soon and ya
i still need to figure out how the heck to change my background and profile pic and name though
if you know how to pls message me bc i need help
anyway this is like short asf bc i have nothing to say rlly
oh wait no i got picked up after school and my gran and her sister and my mum + lil bro went to the dairy on the way to drop them home and i got a toffee magnum which wasn't that exciting
but ya
give me some suggestions for my channel and if you'd subscribe and that bc ??? it's just for fun obvs but i wanna see if anyone would actually watch my videos lol
ALSO i have an instagram but all the school bitches follow and can see my pics and stuff but i wanna make a new account so i can follow and interact w u ppl instead of their crusty dusty asses
so if you want me to make an instagram tell me and also tell me your users so i can follow y'all if i make one bc i wanna meet new ppl and be friends with all of u k :)
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short just like me.
kidding i'm like average height
p.s i posted that pic on twitter so go rt so they can see my edit :') (luxe__x)
-L
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