{Not so} Daily whines

Chapter twenty six - 30/5

WELP I'm at school.

and for this chapter I'm gonna go back to normal spewing my thoughts kk? kk.

Soooo this morning I woke up at 8:26.. WAIT NO 7:26. Jesus how much alcohol did I secretly ingest this morning??

( I legit wrote 8:26 first off so I left it instead of deleting it cause hey, that's what the brain says so that's what you get. )

Anyway so I woke up and got dressed, surprised by my dad's presence in the house. You see, he's always at work by this time sooo I was confused.

But then I got told that he was going to court to play judge judy LOL.. kidding he was going to be on the jury or try out for it or whatever

sorry I don't speak fluent politics

so making my way down to the bathroom I did my #morningroutine and did my #hurr and #meckup

and then it was time to go. fudgenuts

quickly chucking random crap in my bag that I needed I stole a cookie from the cookie jar..

..it was me. the rhyme was me. sorry.

•BREAKING NEWS•

*falls off chair* what the fuckaka-

COOKIE STEALER HAS BEEN FOUND BY THE NAME OF LOGAN bleep. SHE HAS BEEN PUT TO JUSTICE BY HOUSE ARREST FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

oh my god YES THANK U LORD

kidding I'm still at skwel ;(

The ride to school was literally breaking my bones. like so my mums car is a Suzuki swift and lemme tell you that back seat has NOT got enough room for this booty. let alone two more, even if theirs were small.

did I just roast them?
I think I did.

So by the time I got out of the car I was cracking every bone back into place because I think my spine is now out of alignment

great

scanning over my schedule I groaned in annoyance;

Form
Science
Food
Break uno
Study
Maths
Break dos
Art

well then.

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Fast forwarding to study, which I was in as of RIGHT NOW. yes legit right now.

THIS IS LIVE PPL I REPEAT L I V E.

*cries in Spanish cause SLFL is currently happening and you live in New Zealand*

*waves* hehe

but I got into class about 20mins ago and thank god it's chill so we can do whatever we want, EXCEPT talk.

not that I wanted to talk to those hoes anyway lol

we didn't have a teacher for 5mins but then she came in and was like "okay girls can you please neatly write your name on this slip of paper."

bish whet?

is this the signing place of my acceptance of death? idk possibly

so me doing all the studying aka going on Wattpad and refreshing my stories 20 times a second, I didn't notice the paper went straight around us and back to the teacher.

hoe why r u messing w me

lucky a girl beside me raised her hand to say her mistake and we got the paper.

me being the rebellious teen I am, wrote my name on the paper.

*furiously writes ashtonismydaddy612*

LOLS

So after a couple minutes of writing this chapter/writing my speech I started to hear strange noises coming from beside me.

I turned my head and my class buddy who I carpool with was watching a Zoella YouTube video.

okay...

BUT it was about some animals being put into their blindfolded hands and every time a freaking snail or some shit came up she fridging gasped.

Like it legit sounded like she was having an orgasm in the middle of class, it was not cool.

I just gave her a perfectly sculpted raised eyebrow and continued with my writing.

in my head however I was telling her to shut the fuck up so I can think about 5sauce in peace.

smh.

which reminds me HOW CUTE IS THAT PICTURE LIKE 1TRILLION/10 I RECKON

as you can tell cal and ashy are my faves

*cough cough* read my fanfic *cough*

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OMFG I AM SCREAMING I DIDNT BRING MY HEADPHONES TO SCHOOL SO NOW I CANT LISTEN TO 5SAUCE AMD THEIR ORGASMIC VOICES

:((

omfg I was just in math and like dead cause we're doing stats and box and whisker graphs and AGHHHH

but I was laughing my ass off cause the teacher just said "ok so everyone's all good?"

I was just like "YES SIR"

and then I giggled

I FLIPPING GIGGLED WHAT IS LIFE.

literally when I turned around tho I saw this girl and she had 3 cornrows on the side of her head and the rest gathered in a ponytail like..

BAHAHAHAH SHE WANNA BE A CORN SO BAD LMAO

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soo.. soz for the crazy hehe I'm just like at school with no headphones and pics of the boys makes me want to cry

*eye twitches* ha ha.. I'm fine. it's fine.

LOL but anyway do you prefer this typa style or likeee from my pov like a story?

lemme know cause idm :))

OMFG I GOT OVER 200 READS TY ALL SO MUCH I LOVE YALL WTF

-Logan