ITS 1 MONTH TILL MY BIRTHDAY OMGGG
someone buy me a cake pls I'm turning sweet 16 k
(lmao that's my bff ^^ and we changed the drink bottle formation in typo cause #alpha #mccall TEEN WOLF FANS WHERE U AT BOI)
School went by pretty quick TBH I don't even know what happened it's like I was in some time machine or some sorcery was done.
maybe I'm just on drugs idk
Literally as we speak or should I say type I'm at the mall with my bff XoX shoutout to you annoying hoe STOP TALKING
She legit keeps saying the funniest stuff and I'm holding up a-
OMG SHE JUST CAME OUT FROM BEHIND THE SHOE ISLE OF KMART WEARING SASQUATCH SLIPPERS AHHAH IM #DEAD lol rip
So yeah school went pre fast and I'm too lazy to type everything that happened so I'm gonna skip most of it cause it's irrelevant and I wanna get to the good bit.
It's burger day Thursday today so we're at zee mall j chilling. #meetup
ANYway omg I keep getting distracted smh I have the attention span of a small child.
A small child is literally crying and the mom just told them to shut up,. i shouldn't be laughing but I'm actually dead
Okay I'm just gonna make this quick bullet points for what I did at school cause that was like hours ago. it's in the past man LET IT GOO
but this is like a diary so I needa document that shiz so I can remember it
• I got my lab assistant badge
• Lei was being cold and a bish
• I spilt acid on my hand and OK this needs its own documentationso we were pouring acid into the lil squeeze bottles and I poured some and it got in my hand. That stuff's corrosive so I was like "oh shit" but I CONTINUED POURING IT
and it dried on my hand so like it absorbed into my skin I'm probably gonna die in the next 24hrs
BUT after that (which was at lunch) I had math and I was rubbing my eye and I noticed too late that it was with the same hand I spilt acid on
it started to get sore so I was like staring at my hand like y tF do I do this to myself om f g
Also in math this girl who sits next to me was leeching up to me for a formal date
she just kept persisting like "does (my date) have any friends?? can u ask them?? PLS??"
I was like omg ok chill gurl
Long story short I have to message her tonight to tell her that her "date" is not an option hehe
•ONTO BURGER DAY•
Omg I was literally so excited to write this bit cause I have SO much trash to dump into this part lmaoo
That stuff up there ^^ was like the intro but this is the good stuff.. I hope.
When I was at the mall I had to write NOTES about stuff that happened cause a lot of stuff happened man.
When I'm with my bff I can't even deal okay just.. yea
ALRIGHT LETS DO IT
So when we got to the mall it was like letting children run wild into a candy store mk we ran...
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