{Not so} Daily whines

64. sneeze up a lung - 5/9

yesterday was Father's Day and I s2g I ate like a billion mini chocolates like from this box of tiny Mars, Snickers, Milky Way, Galaxy, Malteasers and Bounty.

BUt they were so small.. like the size of ur thumb but shorter YEA IDK

I loved the Milky Way and Galaxy ones ~<3

omg is that a coincidence?...is tHAT ILLUMINATI ???

Y'KNOW CAUSE THEY'RE BOTH LIKE SPACE THINGYS HA HA..

um yea.

ANYway so last night I had the weirdest dream like rlly weird.

okay so like I got a tattoo and it was on the inside of my left forearm and it legit was like:

THANK
YOU

_______
_______

^^^ like that was the tattoo with THANK and then YOU underneath but it would be so other people would read it (hopefully you understand)

oh yeah and the two lines are bc I also got like two bands around my wrist like the top one was thin and the bottom was thicker and YA

Now that I've explained it I can get back to the goddamn dream itself

lol so I got the tattoo, well really it just appeared on my arm and like my dad knew about it but he was like joking around saying my mum was gonna kill me and stuff and then I spent like the whole day by avoiding using that arm in front of her LOL

BUT WHAT'S CRAZY IS AFTER I WOKE UP

It felt so weird and real that as soon as I woke up I automatically lifted my arm TO SEE IF IT WAS THERE LIKE UMMM..

crazy shiz fam

moving on in Food class today I posted the first chapter of my new story Challenge Week!!
I know u probs get annoyed with all my extra promo stuff in here but HeY it's my other works and ya might enjoy them ;)

but yeah I got my phone taken off me in class

LMAO THE TEACHER WAS LIKE L COME PUT UR PHONE ON MY DESK AND I WAS LIKE NO LADY R U FR

but I did and I was fricking laughing bc the class kinda went quiet and I'm not usually one to get in trouble.. probs gonna get an excellent mark on my next behaviour/in class work attitude report lawl soz mommy

BUT JUST QUICKLY AGAIN GO CHECK OUT CHALLENGE WEEK BC ITS COMING SOON

+ also look at my cover shop bc I make some pretty cool covers ;)

...not reALLY UM

but after food I had maths and I was threatening to eat the batteries out of my $100 calculator bc I have exams soon and dead.

but this is how the convo went

me: so like... are these things poisonous??

greenie: yes

me: ...
me: are you sure?

greenie: yes!!

me: *stares at batteries* y'know my friend said she ate one once and she didn't die so..

greenie: ...

me: maybe if I eat all four y'know...?

greenie: omfg *loses shit*

bUT I was legit effing around and not doing any work at all when I really should've been..

uhh oops? lol sucks for future me I guess
(a.n fuckin screaming bc the test is in 2 days btw it's 12/9)

after maths tho I went into the computer room in the library to look at my school exam emails n all that fancy stuff

but I snuck in one of them mini bounty bars bc I was starving to death and hadn't eaten anything since breakfast oh ma loRD

I also sneezed about 15 times today bc I'm sick of everyone's bullshi- *sneezes up a lung*

BUT Then I had a flipping itchy arm and I KePT ScRATchIng AND IT FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA HIT A VEIN HOLY

but I'll be spending 11.5 HOURS OVER 5 DAYS on my exams omfg I'm having a migraine

and I have two days off basically that I should study but will probs go on wattpad LOLLLL

so ya that's all *eye twitches bc stressed*

•-•-•

AGHH exams. they aren't even the real ones tho they're practice and for if we're sick on the actual day we use these results

BUT ALSO THEY CAN AFFECT WHETHER OR NOT WE CAN DO A SUBJECT NEXT YEAR
oops looks like I'm not getting into chemistry...

p.s Calum in a suit is daddy
p.p.s *chokes bc I said daddy*
-L