58. jelly mom - 11/8

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okay so yesterday I had to bus home after school and I took the bus from near my school etc

it said that it was coming in 2mins for 10mins smh

ANYway

that's not the part. so after finally getting on the bus after the wind had blown my flyaways in every direction but one (LMAO) I HAD TO STAND gripping onto the pole so I wouldn't fly through the front windscreen

#goals

sO yea we got to the terminal etc blah blah and then like 5mins after that we pull over and the driver says the bus has a leaking hose or some jazz

AKA THE BUS IS DEAD
just like my soul at this point

so we have to wait for the goddamn mechanic to arrive OR the next bus in 20 flipping minutes.

what the FRICKKkKkkKkK

long story not short the next bus arrives after I've decided to become a donation to science and it's packed asf

I HAD TO STAND AGAIN BUT IT WAS WORSE

I had a tiny handle that I could only grip with my right hand and this old lady's hair was touching me and I was ready to jump out the window and I was hungry and wanted to get into my pyjamas and A LOT OF STUFF

next thing I felt the bus came to a sudden stop and I WASNT READY so I basically propelled into the next dimension. lol.

THERE WERE TWO SEATS FREE BUT THE PPL INFRONT OF ME WOULDNT TAKE THEM AND WOULDNT MOVE SO I WAS LIKE WTF MAN JUST GIMME A BREAK MOVE OUTTA THE WAY

*sighs for eternity* so that was a highlight of yesterday so let's get onto TODAY.......

•TODAY•

so I was thanking the lord bc it's the last day for the week since I have a teachers only day tomorrow *prays 5ever*

one less day to choke on the scent of hoes

+BURGER DAY YAY

#possibly packed chapter #depending on the events that occur #future #I'm in science

SOooO I had geography first today but before that I have a small story

so this morn I was walking up to my locker and I was BEHIND EX HOE BFF AND MOLLY

I should've fricking set off the bomb smh

YEA so geography we were doing maps and watching olympics n stuff

this chick walks by me loudly talking to her friend over the whole classroom and says

"I'm moving to America where we can actually win some medals." With a CHuCkle

WHAT THE HELL HUN??

WHAT HAPPENED TO HAVING PRIDE IN UR COUNTRY U WERE BORN IN WTH.

#fakecitizen

bUT THEN someone replied "you'd probably get shot"

OHXOGSCHCHDHJSNBSJDHSJSKZ

I WAS SCREECHING OMFG HONEY NO

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