{Not so} Daily whines

42. sodium hydroxide doesn't make sodium hydroxide - 4/7

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY AMERICANO BABIES!

I wish I was able to actually celebrate and in summer weather instead of going to school in cold conditions ffs

currently sitting in the library listening to don't forget about me by Cloves

I watched Me Before You last night and I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP OK BYE..

it was emotional ok let me have a moment please...

samisababeIlovehim

Ok I'm goOD.

BUT this morning however I was not good.

I woke up with my head on a funny angle so that shit was painful to move I screeched internally like a pterodactyl (I needed autocorrect to spell that lol ^)

yea and I was running lATE so I had to quickly gather my life in a bag and run out to the car barely looking acceptable *deep sigh*

and then when we picked up Lei and her sister she TALKED TO ME!!

what the hell is going on here?? who paid u

cause even when we got outta the car I was taking my time cause f that shiitake I was not eager to get to class. BUT SHE WAITED

I was surprised asf I almost shooed her away I was not used to the attention aye lmao

BUT IT DID NOT STOP THERE MY FRIENDS

SHE ALSO CONTINUED TALKING TO ME ALL THE WAY TO CLASS!!!!!!!!!!

"alright tell where the real fuckin Lei is right now"

LMAO SHE ALSO HELD THE DOOR OPEN I WAS LIKE WOW OK THX MAN

HAHAHAH AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO GO TO MY SEAT RIGHT so there's like a counter behind our seats so it's tight and single file so I was walking to get to my desk and the teacher was also coming so she stops so I can move past and I don't say thx so she STRAIGHT AWAY SAYS

"ur welcome"

like in a rlly snotty tone and I was like well Jesus honey who the hell shat in ur coffee this morning???

fuckin teachers

ANYWHO after that I had English and art and then break 1 and then science...

oh yeezus so we have a test on Thursday and the teacher decides to play the disappearing game and we're stuck with a subby

long story short I actually learnt more from my reversion textbook than the past few lessons LOL

but this chick near me right...BAHAHAHAH

the damn teacher was helping her and legit all I hear is

"sodium hydroxide does not make sodium hydroxide"

lmao bye world I'm dead.

*gets to 420 words* ... *eats weed leaf*

anyway....

•FORGOTTEN THOUGHTS FROM PREVIOUS•

so when I was in the car with Lei her and her sis were like huddled over a phone obvs cause her sis was in deep shit w someone or something and Lei was helping her reply idfk

SO all of a sudden her sis asks her "what does passive mean" and she's like a year older so I'm like dude whut how do u not know

And Lei try's to explain it.. oh my L O R D

I was banging my head on the window so hard I think I got a concussion

"its like.. when you um.... so if I was like.. if you were going to the formal and...asked me but then said you were going with someone else it would like.. I'd be like oh. okay. like I'd try to make you feel guilty and stuff..."

???

???

WTF DID U JUST SAY???

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(it was very similar to that fellows)

BUt haHAHAHHAAHA WHUT

and then to make it even funnier her sisteR ASKED THE REST OF US AND IM JUST LIKE "doesn't it mean calm??" and my mum was like yeah

PAHAHAHAH LEI JUST WENT QUIET

p.s bitches lol if u think I'm rude or mean pls stop u don't know me or my story *snaps in a Z formation*

so where was I.... oh yeah so after science I had geography and I just got given a 3 page write up thing that's due in the first week back.

SO I HAVE TO DO IT IN MY 2 WEEK HOLIDAYS THAT IS NOT OKAY

I'm also gonna fail the science test so whoopee

but today I got a surprise email from my year group dean saying she had "just had the pleasure of reading my latest report" and that my academic and learning engagement was good asf so pat on the back to me I reckon.

when I was in geography some girl said she was gonna watch terminator and then asked the teacher if AD meant after death (of Christ)

she said ya and then she was like

"so have we had AD??"

BITCH TF PLS DROP OUT BYE IM DONE.

but before that I just wanna say..LMAO "did I invite u to my (4th of July) barbecue??"

NO I DID NOT NOW HUSTLE BITCH

*shoos away whilst wearing a chefs hat and American flag apron*

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lol soz if I come across as mean I just like to rant hay

if anyone from my life ever found this and figured out the code names I'd be in the shit ha ha lets hope that never happens or else I'm dead oop

-Logan