{Not so} Daily whines

66. chocolate milk party with luke & a car crash - 10/9

THis morning we went to this place called pie face and OMFG

they have these rlly awesome milkshakes with like fat ass toppings and basically diabetes

I got the rocky road quake shake.

which consisted of:
chocolate milkshake (no duh)
big ass blob of whipped cream
mini squiggle biscuits
liquorice pieces
marshmallows
salted (deez) nuts
chocolate sauce

so y'know DIABETES IN A DECORATIVE MASON JAR

IT WAS SO GOOD IM CRYINSGZAHQZHSH

lol anyway

so after that me and mom went to the supermarket bc I was like "hmm okay yeah i'll actually leave the house today to do something with my life ha ha"

SO IT ALL STARTED IN THE TOILET PAPER ISLE..

wait i'll tell u wut i was wearing first

OHKAY so I was wearing black ankle boots with like the elastic side part, black skinnies ofc, my troye sivan tshirt tucked in but pulled out a bit and poofed y'know YKNOW and then my hair was in three french braids like french plaits but with one down the center of my scalp lolza

SO WE WERE IN THE TOILET PAPER ISLE

and I looked up from pushing the trolley and saw A GIRL I KNOW

!!CRAP!! ABO!RT M!SSION!!! I REPEAT! ABORT M!SS!ION!

yea but she's younger by like a year or two and she was in my gymnastics class when I was like 12.

sO yeah she was casually pushing her own trolley ALONE wearing a leather skirt

A LEATHER DAMN SKIRT

o boi i didn't kno this was the runway i shoulda brought ma gucci slippers

anyway so I was chuckling bc she was dressed up for a trip to buy bread and juice and just LOL

after she leaves the isle and we continue to the end it's the curved corner so there's more stuff and there's just randomly some multigrain wraps in between the brands of toilet paper like???

ORganIC ToIleT PAPEr!1!2!

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•NOW FOR THE GOOD SHÏT•

Okay so after we did all the shopping we went to the checkout and I immediately starting sweating bc there WAS A HOT CHECKOUT GUY TOUCHING MY GROCERIES

idk I kinda hate it in a way bc they see all the food you buy and it's like revealing my personal junk food bingeing idk

lawl but he had dIMpLes and I was trying not to fall over and TRYNA DISCREETLY LOOK AT HIS NAMETAG

HIS NAME WAS LUKE HOLYSHSBVHXHSSBSBXHXBSNANSMSNZXHHDSBNSNSNXNBXNSNXBXNNSNZNZNS

so while I was tryna gather up my chill that had flopped all over the floor HE MADE CONTACT WITH MY MOTHER

he said "hi how's your day been?" ETC ETC

IWASDYINGHOLYSHIT

bUt then she asked WHEn HIS WORK SHIFT ENDED bc YEa

SO NOW WE KNOW HIS SCHEDULE HE WORKS FROM 7-4 HEHEHEHHE

but then omfg mum DESERTED ME in the bagging area after we paid and went to go get the goddamn pita bread and I was left ALONE! WITH! THE! TROLLEY! and Luke's friend was washing the tables and he had to get past me and was like "thanks" I WAS DYING TBH CAUSE LUKE WAS STILL LIKE 3 METERES AWAY FROM ME

*hyperventilating*

as we were walking out to the car mum was like "that checkout guy was checking you out" I WAS LIKE OMGWBSBJXJSJSSJ MOM WHAT NO and she was like "yea he was looking at you when you were on your phone"

BC I WAS LOOKING AT MY PHONE BC I COULDNT FACE HIM IK IM A COWARD K

but I told her that I saw his name tag and she was like "I should've been like oh lUKEE OVER THERE. oh you should talk to my daughter."

I legit face palmed SO DAMN HARD LIKE MOM NO. CHILL.

smh mom was basically talking about setting us up :'))

after we left we were in the car on the way home and we drove past a car that was on the other side of the road that had fricking flipped completely over into a ditch and there was another car next to it with someone outside it. so we stopped and mum made me call the cops so we could call for help while we turned around to go back and help.

it turns out it happened this morning and they were getting a tow truck, but it was so scary seeing it but also heartwarming because two other cars also stopped to help because they thought the same thing we did and just ppl are so kind aWE

aLSO I got a bottle of chocolate milk at the supermarket so I was just thinking onfg !!!it's a chocolate milk party!!! bc I had one this morning and now OMG yASSsSsSsS

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oops this was like a month ago...
my pinky has gone so numb rn I could probably break it and I wouldn't feel it at all lol

BUT IM SEEING LUKE @ THE SUPERMARKET TOMORROW (not specifically, me and mom always go on sat morning now) AND I HAVE A VERY VISIBLE PIMPLE KILL ME!!! 7/10

-L