{Not so} Daily whines

63. implant a muffin tray - 31/8

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so me and BP... I mean ...BP and I.

!need that proper English fam!

so BP and I went to KFC again bc it's wayyyyyy nicer than maccas and our meal deal is cheaper for me + potato and gravy + KFC FRIES ONGAHXHHZ

so it's a win win

bUT after eating our meals n fudging around for a bit in OUR booth we left to go into the mall and

AND

AND

FUCSBXJXJING AND

OKay so as we were walking along the sidewalk we're just chatting n blah blah wHEN THIS GUY WALKS PAST US

and no offence but he was old and looking like a hobo lol

BUT NOT THE POINT.

BECAUSE AS HE WENT PAST US WE STOPPED TALKING SO HE COULDN'T EAVESDROP OFC RIGHT???

But as we go past him hE MAKES A FARTING NOISE THEN IS LIKE "ooP"

...

I......

iDK IF IT WAS INTENTIONAL OR NOT LIKE IF HE DID ITWITH HIS MOUTH OR.. (a.n I just sneezed ok bye) ..OR iF HE LEGIT LET IT SLIP LIKE WTF????

as soon as we passed him I just turned to BP and proceeded to lOSE MY FUCKIN CHILL

I was legit laughing so hard I thought I was gonna die.

I WAS LAUGHING AND I COULDNT STOP AND THEN BP SET ME OFF AGAIN BC SHE HAS THIS FACE SHE DOES WHEN SHE LAUGHS AND ITS LIKE SHES IN BETWEEN DYING AND PEEING HERSELF OMFG

i almost kept walking onto the lil road u have to go over to get to the mall BC I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

but y'know BP saved me and we got across with our sanity intact... jUST.

(a.n I just threw up in my throat like I tried to half burp and I FELT IT COME UP BUT IT DIDNT REACH MY MOUTJ TAHNK THE LORD. lol ew I'm sorry u read that...gtg)

so yeah after we went into the mall we shopped around but nothing was rlly catching our attention so we went to Kmart

aND.. we had a race to see who could find the most Lightning McQueen MERCH LOLOLOL

we only found the toy cars and a card and then sippy cups tho

SMH KMART #not providing the good stuff

SOoOoOoO AFTER THAT we went to get a sundae from Wendy's but I'm like broke and tryna save money 4 Hawaii next yr so I'm like
dude there's nothing on this menu under $4.50

sO we went into the supermarket and got a

*drumroll*

A BIG BIKAY!!!!

it's actually a "Big Bikkie" but yea

we put a lil twist on it bc um yea

and then we went to our lil secluded table and ate them and chatted n shiz

BUT BP'S DAD WASN'T ABLE TO PICK US UP SO WE HAD TO BUS HOME

so we left 15mins earlier than normal to catch zee publique trasportasion

^^^ French accent lol

aS we were leaving we went past this sports shop and since Kylie did stuff with Puma there was a big pic of her from waist up on the window and we were like MOM LOV U

lol Kylie is a tad problematic for me but whatevs

ALSO AS WE WERE LEAVING THO

we didn't even fricking see it when we walked into the mall the past 50,000 weeks we'd been doing burger day but it was a FRICKING LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MALL RIDE

OMFG WE WERE YODELLING

after that we got on the bus home and we were talking about abs 4 some reason?? idk??

BP was just like "I wanna be chubby everywhere but have a chiseled six pack. Then I would constantly wear crop tops."

BAHAHHAHA

but BUT THEN

I was like "omfg get prosthetic abs lmao"

AND THEN I THOUGHT OF THINGS THAT COME IN A SIX PACK AND I WAS LIKE

"omfg jusT IMPLANT A MUFFIN TRAY BAHAHAHAH"

..I have no words except LMAOOOO

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welp. yeah :''')

btwpiccredtoBPwhosahoe

-L