{Not so} Daily whines

46. table hogging nugget munching children - 20/7

omfg this was almost two months ago (it's the 6th of sep rn) HOLY HECK... shows how lazy I am oOP so enjoy this chapter that is very very late to the party.

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I wake to the sound of boots coming up the stairs, the panic flooding my veins because I had gone back to sleep..

BP suddenly popped up outta nowhere and strides into my room while I'm just gracing the world of consciousness SO I was lookin like shiz and we had missed the bus to the gym cause I fell back asleep

cue strike one.

OOp

so I had to quickly get my goddamn life together so we could get to the bus stop smh

AFTER we went to the gym cause #buff and (a/n: cries bc my week trial is over) finished up the showers and prep for the mall I realised in my rush that morning that I had forgotten my change of shoes for the mall.

cue strike two.

So I was like well r u FUcKInGG kidding me I'm gonna look like some try hard hoe in my checkered/PATTEREND WHATEVER TF (a.n flannel omfg what is my problem) shirt and my pinky orangey neony base roche (how tF do u spell) run nikes.

so I was screaming and mentally face palming at my stupid self all the way to the mall.

*le time skip*

AT the mall omfg it was like a goddamn zoo mk

every. goddamn. child. iN MY CITY WAS AT THE MALL

because OMG hey maybe since it's the school holidays we can go on a nice family outing to the mall and bring our table hogging nugget munching children to use up all the oxygen !!

gREAT IDEA PARENTS. *claps in a circle* veRY original and creative

lord.

by this point I was starving and we had to wait until my hair was grey in order to order it was so frustrating. bTW I got a medium cheeseburger combo w iced tea and extra 10 mcbites cause I was feeling like throwing up from hunger... ha ha cute

but for real I was a hungry lil hippo and it was quarter past feeding time at the zoo. I NEEDED MY GODDMAN FOOD

After finally getting our meals we turned around and legit cried bc there was no seating at all.

LUKILY WE FOUND A TABLE THATS A CIRCLE ROUND A PLANT AND BASICALLY CLASSED AS THE "anyone can sit here and it won't be weird" table y'know???

ugh I added a pic in this chapter, it's the dark grey table in the bottom right corner lol

ANYwho we sat down and then

cue strike three.

BC THESE LIL GIRLS AROUND LIKE 10 AND 11 WERE LOOKING AT ME

THEY WERE LOOKING AT ME PEOPLE

I felt threatened tbh, like they were gonna run over and scratch out my eyes with their badly painted multicoloured naiLS

but I was legit TRYING TO EAT AND THEY WERE FUCKIN LOOKING AT ME AND IM LIKE HUNNI UR TEN YEARS OLD WEARING BUDGET MAKEUP TO COVER UR NONEXISTENT ACNE AND RINGS AND AN EXPENSIVE FUCKIN CHARM BRACELET OKAY?? FUQ OFF AND EAT YOUR HAPPY MEAL