{Not so} Daily whines

47. rattata candy - 22/7

okay so this chapter doesn't have a number cause I need to update some stuff from previous days but I'm a lazy.. person so I haven't got around to it lol

anywAy so today I was supposed to go to the gym in the morning w BP but she contracted a mysterious illness called the inability to give a f.uck so...

we didn't go.

which is annoying bc I ate a crap tonne of crap yesterday and I wanted to work it off so it's not stored as fat y'know. so I'm gonna just work out at the field tomorrow like I did a couple chapters back or something

SO since I didn't go to the gym and actually got up at a time earlier than 9 I cleaned my room, did my chores and then had a shower cause I was gonna b still leaving the house

my mom, lil bro and gma were taking my gma's sister to this mall (NOt ThE bAd ONe) and out for lunch so yah

so before we picked gma's sis up we went for food at this cafe and I got an iced chocolate and a cheese roll/toastie that was rlly good and I needed to eat something instead of cake for once lmao

after zee food we went to the mall w everyone and I bought a lil metal drum set ornament diy tHING.

I was thinking about getting the Empire State building but then I turned the rack and saw the drums and instantly thought of babe

AYUSHTONNE FLETCHA ERRWEEN

#my fingers are dead #rip #as raw as fish #worth it #my love

...

YEA

also my gma gave me and lil bro some cash to buy an icecream bc she is the best and I love her ooP SHOUTOUT

I got a large chocolate protein shake and hoLY CHICKEN NUGGETS it was amazing yas

after a bit of shopping on their side we went to the supermarket and my gma got us gingerbread men since school is on Monday (it's Friday) *sobs*

BUT Then gma's sis handed us fruit puree snack kids things and me and bro shared a glance as we faked smiles and were like "oHoOoHHH ha ha thankyouuuuwhAtuuu"

so yea she must've seen the gingerbread and started a best old lady family member award or something LOLL

also at the supermarket I saw a bag that was of "white washed potatoes" and I pointed them out to lil bro and was like hey it's me lOL #accurate

so after spending a lil while at the mall we left to go look at this gravesite of my great-great-great grandmother????

I think

It was so funny tho bc my mum parked and left us in the car to check if the people pegged/marked her grave bc it's unnamed or something so we were all chilling in a small Suzuki swift

my gma was in the back seat w my and lil bro and she rubbed his arms and was like

"oo you're lovley and warm"

and I just continued blankly staring out the window and went "he's a mammal."

LMAOOOOoooooOoOOOO

tru tho.

and then being like the 3/5 children that probs play Pokemon everywhere he was searching for some nearby and I looked at his phone and randomly saw "rattata candy"

and I was just like "lol tF do you like milk them or something"

hE COULDNT CONTAIN HIMSELF aNd WE BOTH BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY GMA AND HER SIS WERE LIKE QUIET ASF AND I WAS PISSING MYSLEF

u: ...not even that funn-
me: BAHAHAHAHAH

anyWAY mom came back saying it wasn't pegged so we didn't get out of the car but she got two names of other ppl and told lil bro to write them down and one was Elizabeth and he started spelling it and..

*he starts typing* Elizaboth

*I legit face palm* oHh My gOd wHATtf

gma's sis to my lil bro cause he asked how to spell it: "I thought you went to insert name of high quality education school here without being biased it's just a fact

I snorted and then whispered "did u just get roasted LMAOOOO"

oh yea bro showed me that vid of the turtle dabbing and we taught gma how to dab and whip lmao goals and we also had the tv on some mermaid tv show and since she's retired she just came in and was like "I like watching this and that talk show one" I was like aWWWWwwwWW that's so cute like honestly me when I'm older

I'll be watching spongebob and giving no f.ucks whatsoever lmao

SCHOOLS NEXT WEEK AND I HAVENT STARTED MY GEOGRPAHY RIP ME PRAY

ALSO CAUSE SCHOOL IS SO BAD I HATE IT WITH A PASSION ALL THE HOES B TAINTING MY LIL VIEWS ON LIFE AND EVERYTHING I WANNA B HOMESCHOOLED BYE

photos:

top: BAHAHHAHA I FOUND THIS WIFI AND FLIPPED MY S.HIT LMAO UNCLE ASTON'S NAKED DAYCARE SEEMS LEGIT. IT'S ONE H AWAY FROM BAE'S NAME BUT STILL I THOUGHT OF HIM STRAIGHT AWAY

bottom left: that was my iced chocolate lol thought I'd share ;))

bottom right: I saw this beauTIFUL dog outsider the mall and I took a quick snap cause don't wanna seem weird right?? WELL IT WAS BLURRY FUDJDDBDBJDJD #lifeover

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I'm screwed for English aswell cause I have to pick a book and idk what the f.uck I'm doing

basically I'm ducked for a few subjects and I still have half a year to do and I'm thinking about running away smh

-Logan