online (joshler)

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2:34am, tyler's time: 12 days in

tylerrjoseph: hopin you're sleepin 30m ago

tylerrjoseph: i have no idea what time zone you're in so it could be like noon or something your time yikes 28m ago

tylerrjoseph: ok i waited a good 10 minutes. you are definitely asleep. i think.

tylerrjoseph: um, anyways. i just wanted to you know - tell you.

tylerrjoseph: that's confusing

tylerrjoseph: scroll back to yesterday's conversation to when i asked you why we're friends. i was kidding obviously but you said 'you tell me'. from the way you talk about your friends i decided you're the kind of guy who really deserves a nice message like the ones you'll deliver about the people close to you.

tylerrjoseph: so here you go josh.

tylerrjoseph: we're friends because you didn't mind me stalking you. you were completely chill about it, and even responded to let me know just how chill you were about it while most people would've let me drown in eternal misery and humiliation. thanks for that because honesty hour over here i have the worst anxiety and had you not said anything to me i might have literally collapsed from hyperventilating and heart failure all at once

tylerrjoseph: we're friends because you kept talking to me, even when, again, you easily could've never said a word to me. i mean you also could've just been like "hey i don't mind you stalked me" and moved on with your life. we didn't have to be friends like we are now. but you kept talking, josh, and it makes me smile just thinkin about that. we're also friends because you understand my jokes. and because you're not a total egocentric douchebag who knows he's attractive and will tell girls they're his 'baby girl' he wants to make smile in the captions of his selfies. you're also not the type of person who only cares about the alcohol being served at parties. you'll even sit out of parties. you only go when you're passionate about the music, which i think is saved explicitly for blink-182 and sum 41 because you're a total pop-punk nerd

tylerrjoseph: you don't even mind me making fun of your last name

tylerrjoseph: you're smart, and you (somewhat modestly) know it, and you have just the right amount of smartass comments stored up to use against my own - although i doubt they will truly match the power of mine

tylerrjoseph: it feels weird but id trust you with things i probably wouldn't even tell pete and patrick.

tylerrjoseph: and you talk about your friends like they're the very same gods that put the sun in the sky, make the rivers flow, and like you're desperate to worship them and in all honesty i'd be lucky to have you talk about me that way.

tylerrjoseph: so yeah

tylerrjoseph: that's why we're friends and im not joshua-dun with you. 7m ago

joshuadun: OMG I DIDNT KNOW HOW LONG YOU WERE GONNA TALK FOR SO I WAS TRYING SUPER HARD NOT TO OPEN THEM

joshuadun: YOURE SO CUTE WHAT THE FICIRKSKSOS

joshuadun: THAT TEN MINUTES THING ALMOST GOT ME I WAS DYING OF CURIOSITY

joshuadun: I ALREADY TOLD MY FRIENDS ABOUT YOU I'LL LET YOU TALK TO THEM SOME TIME BUT I DONT WANT YOU TO LIKE THEM MORE THAN ME SO IM GONNA WAIT ON THAT

joshuadun: HOLY MY HEART

joshuadun: THANK YOU TYLER JOSEPH ONE DAY I'LL RETURN THIS FAVOR BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING THAT I MUST RETURN TO

joshuadun: IN THE MEANTIME

joshuadun: fuck ur kindness i fucking love it

tylerrjoseph: this is embarrassing

joshuadun: SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU EMBARRASSED

joshuadun: HONESTLY IM SO HAPPY

joshuadun: YOU MADE MY DAY

tylerrjoseph: then ok

tylerrjoseph: not embarrassed

tylerrjoseph: you're welcome

tylerrjoseph: im happy you're happy

joshuadun: i so am

joshuadun: i'll talk to you later okay?

joshuadun: goodnight tyler(:

tylerrjoseph: how do you know it's night where i am

joshuadun: bc you immediately assumed i was sleeping, meaning it's late at night where you are and most people are asleep

tylerrjoseph: damn

tylerrjoseph: too smart

joshuadun: am i right

tylerrjoseph: you are

tylerrjoseph: goodnight josh dun

joshuadun: sweet dreams, tyler joseph