2:34am, tyler's time: 12 days in
tylerrjoseph: hopin you're sleepin 30m ago
tylerrjoseph: i have no idea what time zone you're in so it could be like noon or something your time yikes 28m ago
tylerrjoseph: ok i waited a good 10 minutes. you are definitely asleep. i think.
tylerrjoseph: um, anyways. i just wanted to you know - tell you.
tylerrjoseph: that's confusing
tylerrjoseph: scroll back to yesterday's conversation to when i asked you why we're friends. i was kidding obviously but you said 'you tell me'. from the way you talk about your friends i decided you're the kind of guy who really deserves a nice message like the ones you'll deliver about the people close to you.
tylerrjoseph: so here you go josh.
tylerrjoseph: we're friends because you didn't mind me stalking you. you were completely chill about it, and even responded to let me know just how chill you were about it while most people would've let me drown in eternal misery and humiliation. thanks for that because honesty hour over here i have the worst anxiety and had you not said anything to me i might have literally collapsed from hyperventilating and heart failure all at once
tylerrjoseph: we're friends because you kept talking to me, even when, again, you easily could've never said a word to me. i mean you also could've just been like "hey i don't mind you stalked me" and moved on with your life. we didn't have to be friends like we are now. but you kept talking, josh, and it makes me smile just thinkin about that. we're also friends because you understand my jokes. and because you're not a total egocentric douchebag who knows he's attractive and will tell girls they're his 'baby girl' he wants to make smile in the captions of his selfies. you're also not the type of person who only cares about the alcohol being served at parties. you'll even sit out of parties. you only go when you're passionate about the music, which i think is saved explicitly for blink-182 and sum 41 because you're a total pop-punk nerd
tylerrjoseph: you don't even mind me making fun of your last name
tylerrjoseph: you're smart, and you (somewhat modestly) know it, and you have just the right amount of smartass comments stored up to use against my own - although i doubt they will truly match the power of mine
tylerrjoseph: it feels weird but id trust you with things i probably wouldn't even tell pete and patrick.
tylerrjoseph: and you talk about your friends like they're the very same gods that put the sun in the sky, make the rivers flow, and like you're desperate to worship them and in all honesty i'd be lucky to have you talk about me that way.
tylerrjoseph: so yeah
tylerrjoseph: that's why we're friends and im not joshua-dun with you. 7m ago
joshuadun: OMG I DIDNT KNOW HOW LONG YOU WERE GONNA TALK FOR SO I WAS TRYING SUPER HARD NOT TO OPEN THEM
joshuadun: YOURE SO CUTE WHAT THE FICIRKSKSOS
joshuadun: THAT TEN MINUTES THING ALMOST GOT ME I WAS DYING OF CURIOSITY
joshuadun: I ALREADY TOLD MY FRIENDS ABOUT YOU I'LL LET YOU TALK TO THEM SOME TIME BUT I DONT WANT YOU TO LIKE THEM MORE THAN ME SO IM GONNA WAIT ON THAT
joshuadun: HOLY MY HEART
joshuadun: THANK YOU TYLER JOSEPH ONE DAY I'LL RETURN THIS FAVOR BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING THAT I MUST RETURN TO
joshuadun: IN THE MEANTIME
joshuadun: fuck ur kindness i fucking love it
tylerrjoseph: this is embarrassing
joshuadun: SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU EMBARRASSED
joshuadun: HONESTLY IM SO HAPPY
joshuadun: YOU MADE MY DAY
tylerrjoseph: then ok
tylerrjoseph: not embarrassed
tylerrjoseph: you're welcome
tylerrjoseph: im happy you're happy
joshuadun: i so am
joshuadun: i'll talk to you later okay?
joshuadun: goodnight tyler(:
tylerrjoseph: how do you know it's night where i am
joshuadun: bc you immediately assumed i was sleeping, meaning it's late at night where you are and most people are asleep
tylerrjoseph: too smart
joshuadun: am i right
tylerrjoseph: you are
tylerrjoseph: goodnight josh dun
joshuadun: sweet dreams, tyler joseph