it's weird bc like no one still checks my account so no one knows about this fic so it's like my notifs are dead af and it's like starting wattpad for the very first time again
36 hours in
joshuadun: i have returned
joshuadun: i strategically wait 12 hours and you only say 'sup'??
tylerrjoseph: my bad
tylerrjoseph: it's been so long!
tylerrjoseph: eh friends are dragging me off to some party tonight
joshuadun: really? my friends wanted me to go out with them to a party tonight too
tylerrjoseph: you're not going?
tylerrjoseph: nothin, you just strike me as a party kind of person
joshuadun: i go to a lot of 'em but really just for the music not for the booze or boyz
joshuadun: i was trying to make it look like booze for my typing aesthetic
tylerrjoseph: no i mean
joshuadun: boy |boi| noun
1. a male child or young man
tylerrjoseph: omg nevermind
tylerrjoseph: nothing it was stupid forget it
joshuadun: do you want to guess where im from again?
tylerrjoseph: can i have 2 guesses this time
joshuadun: finneee only bc ive seemingly upset you somehow
tylerrjoseph: im not upset
joshuadun: big leap from all the east coast guesses ty
tylerrjoseph: risk taker
joshuadun: well, the risk didn't pay off
joshuadun: im not from california [ insert joke about droughts here ]
tylerrjoseph: that's not right either im guessing
joshuadun: 'fraid not
tylerrjoseph: is there a reason you won't tell me
tylerrjoseph: like is the real answer 'im in alcatraz prison'
joshuadun: obviously not seeing how you've already guessed california
joshuadun: it's just a fun game in which you lose
tylerrjoseph: what if we live in the same state
joshuadun: ok u step up ur guessing game and i'll go heat up some pizza rolls
tylerrjoseph: wow josh! what do you do with all those extra .00002 seconds you have from not typing y & o in the word you???
joshuadun: idk what do you do with the extra .00000000001 seconds you get from not typing the e in true
tylerrjoseph: touché josh dun. touché.
joshuadun: i jack off btw
tylerrjoseph: WOOOOAHHH WHAT
tylerrjoseph: ESCALATION SPEED 1738
(real readers will understand)
joshuadun: you asked me what i do with all the extra .00002 seconds i get
joshuadun: there's your answer
tylerrjoseph: iT wAs rhEtoricAl you DOG
joshuadun: pizza rolls are done gtg
tylerrjoseph: fUck you
joshuadun: time and a place dear(;
joshuadun: oh sorry, can't
joshuadun: pizza rolls await