when i go to type josh's username the letters jo automatically turn into no if i don't type quick enough so if josh's username is ever just the word no you know why
ALSO i typed the name ross several times while trying to address ryan because ive been watching friends so much im LOSING MY MIND
AND TO ADD TO THIS INCREDIBLY LONG AUTHORS NOTE THING people seemed to enjoy the multiple person texting thing i did way back in chapter, like, nine so here is that with added users dallon and ryan !!! wOw!! FUN!!! haha let me know if you actually like this kinda stuff i'll be sure to add it in for some comic relief
(also josh is me while talking to several people actually these are true responses i have to such things)
(another fucking) aLSO this could literally be so many social media platforms i have no idea what im doing
OK !!! HERE !! IS !! THE !! STORY !!!
bless YOU IF YOU READ MY NONSENSE ^
joshuadun: start crying
joshuadun: so we can leavveeeee
tylerrjoseph: i don't wanna leave
joshuadun: tYler im BORED i wanna kiss you
tylerrjoseph: wow your life must be sooo hard
joshuadun: get me out of my house
ryanrosstheryanboss: isn't tyler in your house
joshuadun: hed rather hang out with team brallon
ryanrosstheryanboss: why wasn't i invited
joshuadun: why wasn't ryan invited
brendonwithu: because dall's mad at him
joshuadun: because dall is mad at you
ryanrosstheryanboss: when is he NOT
ryanrosstheryanboss: whys he mad
brendonwithu: i didn't ask
joshuadun: brendon didn't ask
ryanrosstheryanboss: so ask dallon
tylerrjoseph: hey speedy thumbs who ya texting over there
joshuadun: LITERALLY who am i not texting right now i swear to jesus
joshuadun: why are you mad at ryan
impossibleweekes: im not really...
(bc i haven't mentioned death of a bachelor yet)
joshuadun: i do not have all day to deal with you stalling
impossibleweekes: im irritated
joshuadun: about ???
impossibleweekes: idk how he just keeps walking in and out of our lives and how mad he gets when he thinks im replacing him (when really he replaces me every time he comes back) and acts surprised how everyone loves me for BEING AROUND
joshuadun: you have too much emotion
joshuadun took a screenshot
joshuadun: Attachment 1 Image
ryanrosstheryanboss: i'll talk to him
ryanrosstheryanboss: thanks j
joshuadun: you are fucking welcome good bye
impossibleweekes: did you send that to him 6m ago
impossibleweekes: what the fuck josh 4m ago
impossibleweekes: STOP IGNORING ME just now
brendonwithu: omg ryan just told me everything
brendonwithu: dallon is so jealous of team ryden !!!
brendonwithu: wait where are you going?
tylerrjoseph: where are you going?
impossibleweekes: where are you going?
SHUT UP SJSISIDOSOSLosDosKAISISHSIAA
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