Alright guys, here's your mushy author's note.
Writing this book was a marvellous experience. I'm now 1 year older, official brace-face, moved up a grade, hopefully a little bit taller, and maybe I learned somethings along the way.
I also happened to write a book that went from 1 to over 7,000 views in 365 days.
I met a lot of people, including some fabulous people I love to call my wattpad family.
I hope you enjoyed this book, and maybe learned something too.
I feel like this is turning into a free verse poem...
I'm sorry for not updating as much after October. But I did promise to write a book, so here you are.
Every year I forget what really happened, 2010-2014 are still a big blur to me. I want to remember this year.
Thank you all for the time you took to read this, it truly means a lot to me.
Get ready for some new years resolutions (mostly about loosing weight probably....), a ton of ads about exercise and dieting (throw all those Christmas recipes out the window) and of course, a lot of new weird things. (The inevitable). I wish you all the best.
Sincerely,
darkchocolateninja
WAIT. I can't let you leave without some useless facts of course?!
-All the swans in England are property of the Queen.
-The town of Calma, Chile in the Atacama Desert has never had rain.
-Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA level C.
-Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
-A normal raindrop falls at about 7 miles per hour.
-The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
-There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
-'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
-The "pound" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.
-The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles".
-Certain species of male butterflies produce scents that serve in attracting females during courtship.
-There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
-It is exactly 17.5°C in my room right now
-My toes are cold
(And that's how you end the most fabulous book of the year, *takes a bow*)
YOU ARE READING
2015
RandomI know what you're thinking. 2015? That was so 4 years ago. Well let me tell you something, I should be in your library. Yup, right now. Go on! I'm waiting... Okay, am I added? Okay good. Now, I was written all throughout 2015, a fantastic year...
