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Good Evening, and welcome to LMNO P NEWS STATION.
WITH YOUR HOST, D.C NINJA
Howdy y'alls,
Boston, soon to be: BossofSnowton OR BostonnesofSnow
I still can't pick one yet.
Long story short, Boston is very snowy.
In other news,
DIsneyland is also giving out something new, beisides a hole in your walet and a good time...measles.
Yes, Measles.
An unvaccinated woman spread it at the airport and during her time at disneyland.
THATS WHY YOU SANITIZE PEOPLE.
99.9% GERMS. COME ON.
OR EVEN BETTER
JUST WASH THE FILTHY THINGS.
My friend told me not to use hand sanitizer since appareantly it can poison you if you eat right after using it. O_O (that would be my expression if I was broadcasting this). "Hand sanitizer can kill a lot of the good bacteria on your hands..." says testtube.com
HOLD THE PHONE. THIS IS LAST YEAR'S NEWS.
Well. why stop now?
In old news. According to Worlds Happiness Report (Yup. Its actually a thing), Danish people are the happiest in the world. (From BBC)
Thank you BBC. For making the rest of the world feel like crap. =.=
And here are your lame facts of the day, (as requested xD)
-Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
-Starfish have no brains.
-Children grow faster in the springtime.
-The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
Thank you, uselessfacts.net (yes, this is also a thing)
TO MY BELOVED SILENT READERS,
Hey guys! i just wanted to let you know that you make me think i'm going crazy.Yesterday, I posted a thing. AND I CAN SEE YOU ALL READING. IT FREAKS ME OUT. I have this thing on my phone, and it tells me like everytime i get a view. SO 6 OF YOU WERE LIKE. "READ READ READ" after like a minute. And i thought i was loosing my mind O_O bc i didn't know you guys read it. So thanks <3
Please vote. Just to let me know i'm not actaully loosing my mind, and my book is not broken.
THANK YOU~
D.C Ninja
YOU ARE READING
2015
אקראיI know what you're thinking. 2015? That was so 4 years ago. Well let me tell you something, I should be in your library. Yup, right now. Go on! I'm waiting... Okay, am I added? Okay good. Now, I was written all throughout 2015, a fantastic year...
