March 1st THE BIG UNO

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Ollo.

I wasn't planning on updating today. But here I am.

MARCH 1ST

THE BIG UNO.

I always feel like the beginning of every month has so many possibilities. And then I proceed to accomplish nothing.

OKAY. ALMOST TOMORROW.

ILL MAKE THIS QUICK.

1) there was supposed to be a huge stock market crash predicted to happen this year in the US cause Obama was elected.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

IN

YOUR

FACES.

OBAMA IS AWESOME.

#IwouldvoteforObamabutImnotevenamercian.

Um. What else.

2) General question: does anyone know who terry fox is?
(Answer it, its for a report)
And no. He is not a fox.

3) Fact: Fresh fish doesn't smell fishy

4) Fact: babies look so cute since their bodies are so disproportionate

5) Follow Up Fact: anything disproportionate looks 50% cuter. (ITS ALWAYS THE EYES)

6) Fact: I'm running out of facts.

7) Fact: I should probably go to bed

8) Fact: I am not going to spell check this.

9) This is a crappy update

10) Make me happy and vote, comment and go hug a family member.

Bye.

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