HELLO KIDS.
So my brother and I were being crazy and tried to make a "Roar" parody in spirit of sooper bowl.
"I'VE GOT THE EYE OF A SPIDER
IN THE CORNER
DANCING THROUGH ITS WIRES
CUZ I AM A INSECT
AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME...?
This is when my brother and I got into a heated discussion as what sounds spiders make.
This led to my brother saying "SCREECH" which is why I left the room.
Screeching spiders. Do I honestly want to imagine that.
I hate spiders.
ANYWAYS. Please enjoy these Shrek puns, while I try to get the image of screeching spiders out of my head.
- Star Shrek
- Game Ogre
- It's all ogre now
- "Howdy y'all, I shrekin' you all live here?"
- What the Shrek?
- "I CAME IN LIKE A SHREKING BALL"
- I'm working ogre time
- Shrek it RalphOmg. These are so bad, my smiley face is crying :,D
Alrighty. Well I have another exam tomorrow, no time for news related things since I haven't watched the news in about 3 weeks :,(
Thanks for all the votes, comments reads!! *squeal*
198 reads <3I was expecting like 12 when I posted this.
Stay lovely.
*whisper mode*
Screeching spiders...
=O= ~ Screech
That's supposed to be a spider.
HAHAHA
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