February 3rd Bad Parodies and Screeching

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HELLO KIDS.

So my brother and I were being crazy and tried to make a "Roar" parody in spirit of sooper bowl.

"I'VE GOT THE EYE OF A SPIDER

IN THE CORNER

DANCING THROUGH ITS WIRES

CUZ I AM A INSECT

AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME...?

This is when my brother and I got into a heated discussion as what sounds spiders make.

This led to my brother saying "SCREECH" which is why I left the room.

Screeching spiders. Do I honestly want to imagine that.

I hate spiders.

ANYWAYS. Please enjoy these Shrek puns, while I try to get the image of screeching spiders out of my head.

- Star Shrek
- Game Ogre
- It's all ogre now
- "Howdy y'all, I shrekin' you all live here?"
- What the Shrek?
- "I CAME IN LIKE A SHREKING BALL"
- I'm working ogre time
- Shrek it Ralph

Omg. These are so bad, my smiley face is crying :,D

Alrighty. Well I have another exam tomorrow, no time for news related things since I haven't watched the news in about 3 weeks :,(

Thanks for all the votes, comments reads!! *squeal*
198 reads <3

I was expecting like 12 when I posted this.

Stay lovely.

*whisper mode*

Screeching spiders...

=O= ~ Screech

That's supposed to be a spider.

HAHAHA

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