March 27th PTC's and Analogies

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HAPPY WEEKEND.

I thought it was Thursday today, and was all "see ya tomorrow!" to everyone. *facepalm*

Last Thursday was,

Parent Teacher Conferences:

1) A meeting in which teachers get to meet their students parents.

2) PTC: Parent Teacher Criticism

3) A meeting in which teachers get revenge over their students.

My math teacher gave my dad a bunch of analogies about how I make lots of "silly mistakes" one of them being about how if I was a dentist. I would remove the wrong teeth, I would do it perfectly, but its still wrong...

He also went to explain that if I need to cut off my right leg, you don't cut the left. And that translates into:

I cut off my wrong limbs with math.

That wasn't even the worst part.

We went to my PE teacher and he said:

"Oh yeah, she's always getting in there, usually girls tend to stay away, y'know all that testosterone and such, but she likes to get in there."

?%@$!$@;$

*facedeskwalldeskpalmdesk*

He meant that I'm not really scared of trying to get the ball/frisbee in a game.

BUT HE MADE IT SOUND SO BAD.

Dad: oh good...

Me: *smiles*

Teacher: *continues talking about random sports*

Its a co-ed class, in case you were confused.

On the upside. My socials teacher said I'm doing superfluous.

The worst part when the teacher asks:

"Is there anything you would like to tell your dad?"

RIGHT WHEN WE SIT DOWN.

I literally started blabbing about everything I knew about that subject hehe.

All in all. I don't like parent teacher conferences (Or student led conferences)

Fact: I sunburn easily

Fact: John A Macdonald was the first prime minister of Canada.

Fact: Taking a Banana across the US border can get you arrested.

Fact: Flemming is a name.

Fact: a two year old in India breaks arching records. (She's been training since birth)

Fact: Please vote and comment.

Fact: (was..idk?) #46 in random.

Fact: I WANT TO HANG THIS IN MY FUTURE KITCHEN.

Thyme to Turnip The Beet

Fact: J'ai fini (I'm done)

Au revoir mes élèves.

<3

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