GOOTEN TACH.
I don't speak German.
How is everybody? Good? Good.
First things first, I have appointed myself a mascot.
striving_muslimah 's sister's cat.
(I TRIED TO TAG YOU. BUT YOU DON'T EXIST)
So yes. Zainab the Omani cat will be my mascot.
Meow~ (I'm speaking cat)
I can also speak fish ~Blub.
That was hello in fish.
Okay, shall we move on? Yes, yes we shall.
"Woman Unknowingly Drives Pounds of Pot Around in Van for Several Years"
An actual headline. Yup. She had a 1990 Chevy filled with pot. And she drove it around for 15 years.
13 pounds of the stuff. It was a used car...
And the funny part is, she's been through at least 10 border patrol check points in New Mexico. And no one noticed...
She only found out after a friend had to open up some compartments, and there it was.
What kind of a drug dealer forgets he left his stuff in a car. AND THEN SELLS IT TO SOMEONE.
Moral of the story.
Check your car for drugs before you buy it.
Another person also found a python in their used car once...don't worry, they lived! It was hiding in the dashboard O_O
New moral of the story: DON'T BUY USED CARS.
Especially from drug dealers, or snake owners.
I should probably start on my homework now...
OH. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR READING YOU SILENT LITTLE THINGS <3
600+ reads! And 100+ comments. Let's get up to 100 votes guys! Only 35 more votes, and we'll be there c:
I'll give you all a break from useless facts. Unless you like reading them...?
Tip of the day~
Don't do drugs. You will die.
~darkchocolateninja
YOU ARE READING
2015
RandomI know what you're thinking. 2015? That was so 4 years ago. Well let me tell you something, I should be in your library. Yup, right now. Go on! I'm waiting... Okay, am I added? Okay good. Now, I was written all throughout 2015, a fantastic year...
