Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots

Hideout Chores (part three)

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It was time to clean the bathroom!!! Once again, it was the boys' turn! Except for Kuroha and Konoha. Geez our hideout girls really are sadistic, don't ya think?

Kido: I want the bathroom squeaky clean, okay?! *slams door shut*

Shintaro: I hate my life. Sodas. I miss my sodas.

Kano: No, no, no. Let's love our lives! This is a one time opportunity. Coz I won't let this happen ever again. Heehee Kido, you sneaky bastard. But I still love you, heehee.

Seto: Kano, you creep.

Kano: Wha?! You read my mind? Weeeeell, I bet you're thinking about Marry now!

Seto: ._. Was it that obvious?

Kano: Very obvious, yes. ._.

Seto: Okay. ;-;

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Hibiya: THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

Shintaro: SHADDUP! WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?! THIS IS NEET ABUSE!

Hibiya: CHILDREN ARE MORE SIGNIFICANT THAN NEEETS!

Shintaro: SAYS WHO?!?!

Hibiya: UHM.. EVERYONE! AND AT LEAST I'M NOT ADDICTED TO MY COMPUTER AND NOT GET OUT OF MY ROOM FOR TWO YEARS!

Shintaro: WELL... IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FROM THE CITY!

Hibiya: SOOOO HUWAAAAT?!?!

Shintaro: HUWAT, HUWAT, HUWAT. IS THAT ALL YOU SAY?WHY DON'T YOU WATCH MATERNITY SPIRAL?!?!

Hibiya: *crai crai* ;0;

Shintaro: F-..

Seto: Oi Shintaro-kun, don't make a shota cry! That's one of the rules!

Shintaro: THERE'S NO SUCH RULE!

Seto: Oops. The police are here.

Police: Is... THE NEET here?

Seto: He just jumped out of the window.

Police: AFTER THE NEET!

The police chased the neet.

Seto: Hibiya-kun, justice has been achieved!

Hibiya: ._. I didn't really want him to... OH WELL.

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Kano: Back to cleaning the bathroom! The neet escaped again!

Seto: Right.. right...

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After two minutes . . .