Shitnaro Kisaragi

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Lol. I was supposed to do only one-shots related to halloween until halloween ends but well, this just came to mind. I thought it was hilarious. Be warned, foul words below! XD

//Messenger: Mekakushi Dan Group Chat

Shintaro: Hey guys, any of you have sodas? I'm out. 😔

Kano: Oh Shitnaro, Kido's buying groceries. I'll call her.

Shintaro: Oh thanks. 😊

Kano: 👍🏻

Shintaro: THE F DID YOU JUST SAY? 😡

Kano: Huh? I said 👍🏻...

Shintaro: BEFORE THAT! 😡

Kano: I said "Oh Shintaro, Kido's buying groceries. I'll call her."

Shintaro: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID.. 😡

Kano: That's really what I said!

Shintaro: GO CHECK IT OUT. 😡

Kano: .. Oh. 😅😅😅

Shintaro: YEAH, YOU SEE IT? 😡

Kano: Ahahaha 😂😂😂

Kano named the group WELCOME TO THE GANG SHITNARO!!! 😂😂😂 Change name

Hibiya: Huwat? We have a new member?

Marry: I'll make tea!!!

Seto: Welcomeeee!

Ayano From Above: Welcome! Introduce yourself please!

Kano: Pfft. Our new member's too shy hahaha I'll introduce him. Our new member is Shitnaro Kisaragi! An 18 year old neet!

Momo: Ohhh a relative of mine?

Shintaro: Hey what, no!

Kido: Welcome. Don't be rude Shintaro.

Shintaro: Ugh Kano!

Shintaro named the group I'LL KILL YOU KANO! Change name

Kano: Ahahahahahahaha.

Kuroha: The hell is happening here?

Kido: Who let Kuroha into our group? Ugly peeps ain't allowed here!

Kuroha: What do you call that Shitnaro?! His name's shitty! And what about Konoha?! Once again, WE LOOK THE SAME!

Konoha: Biatch please, I'm fab.
🌵🌵🌵 Cactuses for you.

Kano: I'm the fabulous one here- eyy?! Ahahahaha Shitnaro's banging on my door.

Shintaro: Open up, Kano!!!

Marry: Huh? Shintaro and Shitnaro's only one person?

Hibiya: Seriously huwat? I'll just watch maternity spiral.

Ene: I'll join you shota.

Kuroha: Bullies!!! 😣😭😭😭

Kuroha left the group.

Kido: Finally, lol.

Momo: Ahhh I have two brothers?! 😱😱😱

Ene: Ohohoho!!! I just thought of a ship name for Shitnaro and Ayano! Ahahaha SHITNAYA! 😝

Kano: Mayday! Mayday! Shitnaro has destroyed the barricade! (The door, duh!)

Seto: I'll help you Kano!!!

Shintaro: Stay out of this, Seto!

Kano: Seto no! It's too dangerous!!! AHHH FAREWELL EVERYONE!

Seen by Ayano From Above

Kano: Nee-chan can't you see I'm dying!!!

Ayano From Above: Good. We'll then see each other up here. 😇

Kano: 😐

Seto: 😐

Kido: 😐

Marry: 😐

Momo: 😐

Ene: 😐

Hibiya: 😐

Konoha: 😚 Please revive all the negimas I have eaten.

Shintaro: TAKE ME 😭😭😭😭INSTEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Lol there you have it. XD

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