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Inspired by MentalParrot's "Spring Cleaning" fanfic about Lelouch and CC.
Here is the link: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7149555/1/Spring-Cleaning
Kido (version w/ grassy hair)
Kuroha (version mowing grass)
Kido was outside; sleeping on the grass under a tree.
Kido: So...Tired....
Kuroha was mowing the grass.
Kuroha: Why am I doing this again?
Flashback.
Kido: Shintaro, mow the grass.
Kido went outside.
Shintaro: Ugh. Kuroha, mow the grass.
Kuroha: Okay Shintababes.
End of Flashback.
Kuroha: Oh right, my Shintababes asked me to.
Kuroha kept mowing the grass.
Kuroha: What I do for love...
Mow the grass...
Kuroha: Oh Shintababes...
Mow the grass...
Kuroha: I do this for you but you still won't return my feelings.
Mow the grass...
Kuroha: Oh a tree. Should I mow the tree, too? Oh wait.. isn't that Kido?!
Mow the gra- creeeeek...
Kido: Gaaaah!!!!!!!!!
Kuroha: Waaah!
Kido: Gaaaah!!!!!!!!!
Kuroha: Waaah!
Kido: Gaaaah!!!!!!!!!
Kuroha: Waaah!
Kido: Gaa- okay stop. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR?!?!
Kuroha: I don't know!!
Kido: Why'd you shout then?
Kuroha: Because you shouted.
Kido: Oh.
Kuroha: Yeah.
Kido: Ehh but wait!!! MY HAIR!!!
Kuroha: Why, what happened to your hair?
Kido: I'm not really sure but, oh. AHHHH!!!! MY HAIR'S CUT OFF!
Kuroha: You mean, mowed off?
Kido: Ahhh!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.
Kuroha: Wha?! How am I supposed to know?! Your hair camouflaged in the grass!
Kido: Eh you should have avoided me!
Kuroha: I didn't see you at first! You weren't there! And then you suddenly appeared and your hair was just... green. The grass I was mowing was also green.
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