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Put a terrifying aura into it for more feels. XD
Okay. ._. In this chapter, Kuroha and Konoha don't share the body of Haruka. That is all thank you.
Kuroha (Punching Bag)
Konoha (Furious 'bout negima)
Kido (Neetnapper)
Shintaro (Neetnapped)
Momo (Broken voiced Momoppai)
Shintaro: It's dark...
Mysterious Person: Shintababes, was it?
Shintaro: The F?!
Mysterious Person: So I was right.
Shintaro: F no.
Mysterious Person: So what's your name?
Shintaro: Shiawase neiro.
Mysterious Person: Ehhh ain't that a song? Shiawase neirooooo
Shintaro: Yeah whatever. Just stahp. Stahp. ._.
Mysterious Person: You hate my singing?
Shintaro: Yah.
Mysterious Person: Then I shall continue singing... Shiawase neirooooo
Shintaro: What's this guy's problem? Is he some kind of sadist? sheesh. Did I say that I hated it? I love it. >u<
Mysterious Person: Hehehe!!!
Shintaro: Well whatever. Why is it dark? Are my eyes closed forever?!!!
Mysterious Person: Nah, it's just a blindfold.
Shintaro: Oh okay. As if I didn't know that, ha!
Mysterious Person: *speaking to someone on the phone* Yeah. I neetnapped Shintaro. Get me all of Konoha's negimas as ransom so you can get your Shintababes back.
Shintaro: neetnapped?!?!
Mysterious Person: Well enough chit-chatting! Let's get started with the torture.
Shintaro: Torture?!?!! Waaaah?!
Mysterious Person: Let's take off that blindfold of yours *takes off Shintaro's blindfold*
Shintaro: The heck?! Kido?!?!
Kido: Where were we? Right. Torture. Read these KuroShin doujinshis.
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Kuroha sneaked in Konoha's room. It almost seemed empty.
Kuroha: What about the closet?
Kuroha opened the closet. What he discovered was a lifetime supply of negima.
Kuroha: Jackpot. I should leave a note.
'Got all your negimas to save my Shintababes. Don't expect me to buy you negima.'
Kuroha left the now non-containing negima room.
Five hours later.
Shintaro: *dies*
Kido: Kuroha, I have killed your loved one.
Kuroha: How could youuuu?!?!?! I brought you all the negimas!!!
Kido: It was your fault that he died.
Shintaro: N-No I ain't de-dead....
Kido shows the KuroShin doujinshi.
Shintaro: Goodbye. *dies*
Kuroha: Ahhh!!! Shintababes!! I could have at least still love the zombie Shintababes!!!
Shintaro: I'd rather die.
Kuroha: No!!! You evil person, Kido!!!
Kido were eating the negima.
Kido: Huh, what?
Kuroha: I brought you all of Konoha's negimas and this is what you do?!?!
Kido: Whatever. *eats*
Konoha: *breaks in through breaking the door* NEGIMAAAAAAA!!!!!
Konoha rushed to Kuroha.
Kuroha: Ahhh!!!
Konoha punched Kuroha.
Kido: Now this is one way to get rid of your boredom!!!!
Konoha slapped Kuroha.
Shintaro: Okay. I'm alive.
Konoha stabbed Kuroha with a negima sword.
Konoha: NEGIMAAAAA!!!
Kuroha: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
K.O.
Kido: Good job, Konoha. Here are your negimas!
Konoha: Negima!
Kuroha: Shintababes, I'm ashamed. I'm sorry.
Shintaro: F off.
Shintaro kicked away Kuroha's hand on Shintaro's leg.
Kuroha: Aww, notice me senpai. oAo
Shintaro: Whatever.
Shintaro, Kido, and Konoha leaves. Kuroha was still on thr ground.
Kuroha: Umm guys? I think my bones are broken. Anyone care to bring me to the hospital?
...
Kuroha: Anyone?
...
Kuroha: Anyone at all?
...
Kuroha: Any-
Momo: Ahh!!! Kuroha!!!
Kuroha: Oh no. Not momoppai...
Momo: Wanna hear me sing? Nobody wants to so, please? What about you?
Kuroha: Umm no thank you...
Momo: Alright, here I go *breathes deeply*
Kuroha: I said no!!!!
Kuroha died... not because of his broken bones but because of Momo's voice. Broken voice.
I'm too harsh on Momo. Haha.
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