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Momo x Her Job [LELZ MY OTP.]
Momo: Onii-chan, I'll be going out! I have a date!
Shintaro: With whom?!
Momo: *left the house already*
Shintaro: ._. I wonder who her date is with.
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Momo: So, how have you been doing? *sips juice*
Job Contract: ...
Momo: Here, have some juice. *spills juice on contract.*
Job Contract: ... sh*t, I'm wet. ._.
Momo: *silently screams* What do I do?! What do I do?! *wipes the contract with a towel* ._.
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Momo: Let's watch a movie! How about this! *points to a poster*
Poster says: How To Destroy Your Career
Job Contract: ...
Momo: ._." *looks at Contract* Okay nope. How about this? *points to a poster*
Poster says: My Career Can't Be This Horrible (I'm Going To Quit)
Job Contract: ...
Momo: What's with all of these horrible movies?!?! Why are everything about careers?! How about this?! *points to a poster*
Poster says: Boku no P-
Momo: NOPE. *goes away* Let's not watch any movie.
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Momo: *sighs* I'm sorry contract. This wasn't such a successful date.
Job Contract: ...
Momo: And I'm even talking to a piece of paper!
Job Contract: Momo,
Momo: *gasps* Contract-kun!
Job Contract: Thank you. I'm happy.
Momo: *smiles* I'm happy as well, contract-kun! *makes out with contract*
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Shintaro: Like brother, like sister. *chuckles* Ewww, stahp it Momo! *says in Contract-kun's voice*
THE END. DID YOU GET THE ENDING? WELL COZ LIKE SHINTARO LOVES SODA AND MOMO LOVES HER JOB! YOU DON'T GET IT? KAY. ._.
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