Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots

ii. Behind The Username (MCA Online Series)

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Kido: Marry!!! *rushes to Marry's room*

Marry: Kido!

Kido: What happened?!

Marry: Ah right! Take a look at this username. It's weird!

Kido: YaoiLover99?

Marry: Psh. I know yaoi's so weird that it's so beautiful.

Kido: Uh ok..

Marry: Anyways, it's THIS ONE!!!! *points to the screen of her laptop*

MSSMKII: Hey dude have you heard? A new combo is constructed.

Kido: Uh what am I supposed to think about that?

Marry: THE LETTERS! THE LETTERS!

Kido: And?

Marry: WORD IT OUT!

Kido: ... Marry Saw Snakes Marry Killed It In? .-.

Marry: NO! .... Well I might have seen snakes (Kuroha. Even tho he's a bee.) and killed them (the bee came back to fricken life. Idrk.), but no, the username is not like that.

Kido: Well what does it mean then?

Marry: Maternity Spiral...

Kido: ?

Marry: Stars Momo...

Kido: ?!

Marry: Kisaragi In It. .-.

Kido: Maternity Spiral Stars Momo Kisaragi In It?

Marry: Yes! Who do you think watches Maternity Spiral AND is secretly a big fan of Momo?

Kido: Well of course it's Hibi-!

Kido was shocked.

Marry: Exactly! *twirls around her chair* Case solved.

Kido: Well damn. Can you talk to him?

Marry: Ah sure.

YaoiLover99: Hey KII, can I talk to you?
MSSMKII: Me?
YaoiLover99: Yes please. ^_^
Kirito101: Oh daaang!! Ya got some chicks on your hand, huh KII? >u<
MSSMKII: Lol. I know I'm handsome. Oh and sure, YaoiLover99. (It's weird saying your name) :P

Marry: Alright! Lured him in!

Kido: Tell him to get out of his room.

Marry: Straight to the point already?!

Kido: Why not?!

Marry: We should take it slow. It'll surprise him.

Kido: No! He should be immediately taught a lesson!

Kido snatched Marry's laptop away from her and talked to Hibiya.

YaoiLover99: Hibiya get out of your room.
MSSMKII: ...
YaoiLover99: GET OUT NOW!
MSSMKII: You fckin can't tell me what to do! Who's Hibiya even?!
YaoiLover99: THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! THAT GAME IS CORRUPTING YOUR MIND!
MSSMKII: IT AIN'T! WHO ARE YOU EVEN?!

Marry: Hey Kido, let the kid be.

Kido didn't listen to her. She kept on arguing with the shota.

YaoiLover99: JUST GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM, WE'LL TALK THIS OUT.
MSSMKII: YOU THINK YOU'RE THE BOSS OF ME?!
YaoiLover: YOU LITTLE - I'M OLDER THAN YOU!
MSSMKII: SO WHAT?!

Marry went downstairs to send the... bad news? To the other members.

Marry: They're fighting online. :/

Seto: You know, I've been hearing grunting from Hibiya's room so ... I think we should stop both of them.

Ene: I'll go back and forth with their computer systems. *vanishes from the phone*

Kano: Konoha and I will go knock on Hibiya's door.

Marry: Okay. Seto and I will go stop Kido.

And so they split up to stop the madness.

Ene virus system warns you "STOP!"

MSSMKII: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME HE HAPPY?!
YaoiLover99: ARE YOU HAPPY?! NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT NOR BATHE, YOU'RE HAPPY?!

Ene virus system warns you "JUST STOP!"

MSSMKII: AT LEAST HERE I DON'T HAVE PEOPLE NAGGING AT ME ALL THE TIME!

Kano: *knocks on Hibiya's door* Hey, Hibiya, calm down ~

Konoha: Negima.

YaoiLover99: BUT YOU DON'T HAVE REAL FRIENDS THERE!
MSSMKII: WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?! MY FRIENDS HERE ARE BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU!

Ene virus system warns you "STOP IT!!!"

Marry: Kido, stop it.

Seto: Yea, give it a rest. *pats Kido's shoulder*

YaoiLover99: YOU'VE BEEN NEGLECTING YOUR PRIORITIES AND YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR FAMILY WHICH IS US!

Ene virus system warns you "STOP! I'M GONNA HACK THIS!"

MSSMKII: I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY! MY FAMILY IS IN MY GAME!

Momo: *opens the door* I'm home? ... It's looking pretty bad..

Kano: *knocks on Hibiya's door* Open up Hibiya! ... OPEN UP!!!!!

Konoha: ... *sitting in a corner*

Marry: *crying* Stop it, Kido!

Seto: *hugging Marry* Kido....

YaoiLover99: WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?!
MSSMKII: Did you.... ever listen to me, Kido?

Kido slowly dropped the laptop. Marry was still crying. Seto was distressed. Kano was still banging on the door. Konoha was sitting in a corner. Momo was confused. Ene sighed as she stopped warning them.

And Hibiya... closed his eyes.

*whish* A whistling wind entered the hideout....

and it brought silence.

For everyone had vanished.

Lolz. Cliffhanger. ;)