The Stalker

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Parody of a manga I read. (I ain't tellin' y'all the manga 'coz it's not very pleasant. ._. Or rather it's.. I dunno, gory? ._.) Anyhow, I love parodies. ouo

Male!Kido: *walking down the road*

Seto: Kido, don't walk around at night.  Carnivorous monsters appear at this hour. If you want, I'll come with you.

Male!Kido: I don't want anyone's company.

Seto: But.. *pauses for a minute* alright. I'll be going then.

Male!Kido: Tch.

I am a guy who cannot understand women. Or rather, really does not understand them. They do things that seem only like nonsense.

I have met all kinds of girls. There's this psycho (Kuroha? Is he a girl wut? ._.), masochistic pervert (._. I don't even know? Shin- //slapped by Ayano), a demon (Marry obsessed with BL), a princess (Marry not obsessed with BL), an overprotective roleplaying addict (uhm..Takane?), and the worst of them all is..

'THUD'

Male!Kido: I thought I said I didn't want anyone's company?

Fem!Kano: *giggles* Sorry Kido. Don't get mad ~ I was just concerned about you! Forgive me ~

Shuuya Kano, MY STALKER.

Male!Kido: Completely unneeded concern.

Fem!Kano: I saw you talking to that person a while ago again. I'm telling you, he's no good for you.

Male!Kido: Says the person who follows me and harasses me.

Fem!Kano: Don't think of it in a negative way ~ Think of it in a positive way ~

Male!Kido: What are you talking about? Are you dreaming or something? That must be one heck of a dream.

Fem!Kano: No, this is the dream of a sheep numb with love ~

Male!Kido: *blushes* What rubbish! I can't even laugh.

Fem!Kano: *giggles* Aah, wait!

But you know, this one's probably the person I get the most. PROBABLY. I don't know what's so good about me that she likes, I just.. think that's it's pure admiration. I still don't know.

Maybe it's because we.. understand each other? inawaythatistotallyimpossiblelikereallyomg.

Everyone understands love, don't they?

Fem!Kano: Hey, hey! Can I go inside your room, Kido?

Male!Kido: I'll kill you.

*chuckles* You know what, I don't know. Let's just leave it as it is for I'm sure that I'll realize soon enough.

 Let's just leave it as it is for I'm sure that I'll realize soon enough

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^^^ The manga I made a parody of. XD ANYWAYS, I'M QUITE HIGH TODAY SO, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED.

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