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Shintaro: I wonder if I'll be busted..
Kido: Of what?
Shintaro: Nothing. .-.
Kano: It's time to play ~ WHAT'S UNDER THE BLANKET ~ ?
Kido: What kind of game is that?
Kano: Hush, my dear Kido. LET'S BARGE INTO PEOPLE'S ROOMS!!!
//Seto's Room
Seto: This feels so good! You feel so good!
Kano: *barges into Seto's room* Aha!
Seto: AHHH!! *suddenly holds onto blanket tightly*
Kano: WHAT'S ~ UNDER ~ THE BLANKET ~ ?! *takes off the blanket*
Deer-san: Neeeeigh ~
Kano: a deer.. who sounds like a horse? .-. Seriously, Seto?
Seto: Shh! You know how Kido hates it when I bring deers home!
Kano: I'll keep it a secret if you tell me what you were doing with that deer under the blanket!
Seto: *sighs* Okay you got me.
Kano: Aha! I knew it! That deer was giving you fe-
Seto: Hmm? I was just petting it. .-. ..and hiding it away from Kido.
Kano: How disappointing. Make your life not boring, ya deer that sounds like a horse hugger. Ciao. *leaves the room*
// Hibiya's room
Hibiya: ... .-. Alone again, naturally ~ IT'S TIME!
Kano: *barges in* Aha!
Hibiya: *girly shriek*
Kano: What, were you busy, shota?
Hibiya: N-Not at all! Hehe... hehehe... hehehehe... .-.
Kano: WHAT'S UNDER THE BLANKET! *takes blanket off*
Hibiya: 0///0
Kano: Of course. Playing with dolls. Disappointing. gogetthecowtohavecattlesbish *leaves*
//Konoha's room
Kano: He's too innocent. Won't find anything interesting. *leaves*
Konoha: Negima? •-•
//Shintaro's room
Shintaro: *click click*
Kano: *barges in* WHAT'S UNDER THE BLANKET!!!! *takes blanket off*
Shintaro: HEY!
Kano: *looks at Shintaro's phone in his hand* ... Of course, sodahub. Why do I even bother. *leaves*
//Kuroha's room (dumpster)
Kuroha: OMFG YOU EVIL PEOPLE! THE DUMPSTER, SERIOUSLY?!
Kano: *goes in; leaves immediately*
Kuroha: Sorry! I didn't know what to do first! Close the mag or pull my pants up! .-. Oh Shintababes.
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Kano: .-. I knew it everyone. It wasn't as interesting as Kido's WHAT'S UNDER THE BLANKET! *snickers* I would tell you all about it if I could, but she doesn't want me to tell anyone. Oh but I guess I should. So here goes - *gets head thrown to the ground*
Kido: Dirt belong to the ground you piece of ****. What's more you're a ******* ****!!! Why don't you stop being a ******** pervert?! ******** ************************ ****** *********!!!! *****? ***!!!!!
Uh so uhm yeah. .-.
Extra ~
Seto: Proceed to what you were doing b****!
Deer-san: I ain't a female dog. .-.
Seto: Just shut up and give me f*******!
Deer-san: Neigh!
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Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots
FanfictionA little bit of drama + a little bit of romance + a little bit of idiocy = tons of fun! Kano: Some of us may not be good at math, but I'm sure you understand this equation. Kido: Kano!!! Seto: Ah the deers came inside the house. Kido: WHAT?! Kano: B...
