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*knock knock*
Kido: Who could it be at this hour?! *yawns; opens door* Oh?
Marry: Kido-san....
Kido: What is it Marry?
Marry: Can I... Can you...
Kido: Hmm?
Marry: Thing is...
Yes. I. Am. Making. A. Yuri. One-shot. .-. //gets shot
Kido: Yes?
Marry: I can't sleep.. *cries a little*
Kido: ... Why didn't you ask Seto?
Marry: He's already asleep.
Kido: You thought I wasn't?! Alright, do you want me to read you a story?
Marry: Yes! Thank you!
//In Marry's Room
Kido: Once upon a time, there was a boy who..
Marry: Can you make it two people?
Kido: Okay, alright. Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who..
Marry: Can you make them both males?
Kido: -.- ... Once upon a time, there were two boys who went to sleep. Are you sleepy?
Marry: No.
Kido: *sighs* When they woke up, they were floating in the middle of the sea. There they found fishes that talked! Are you sleepy?
Marry: What were the genders of the fishes?
Kido: They were all males.
Marry: Oh good.
Kido: The two boys asked the fishes where they were. The fishes replied, "blub blub you are in dreamland blub blub". There they realized that they were probably just dreaming, so they pinched both of their cheeks, but they did not wake up.
Marry: Can it not be their cheeks? Can it be their butt cheeks? Then they tell each other to slap their b-
Kido: I don't recall you being the author of my story.
Marry: Okay.. .-.
Kido: They found an island and stayed there. Sleepy?
Marry: Cliffhanger.
Kido: No! That's already the end!
Marry: So you're telling me.. that they didn't make a house to live in?
Kido: They did! They did!
Marry: Well finish the story!
Kido: They made a house in the island and lived happily ever af-
Marry: It's not done yet!
Kido: ... THEY MADE BABIES THERE THE END. YOU SLEEPY?!
Marry: *snoring*
Kido: *sighs* Good night, Marry. *leaves her room*
//Kido's Room
Kido: Finally, I can sle-
*knock knock*
Kido: WHO IS IT!!!!
Shintaro: I can't sle-
Kido: You and your soda made babies.
Shintaro: *fast asleep in front of Kido's door*
Kido: *lies on bed* .. You and Kano held hands. *fast asleep*
OwO ... Yes, i'm sorry. XD
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Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots
FanfictionA little bit of drama + a little bit of romance + a little bit of idiocy = tons of fun! Kano: Some of us may not be good at math, but I'm sure you understand this equation. Kido: Kano!!! Seto: Ah the deers came inside the house. Kido: WHAT?! Kano: B...
