Tagged by Stenard_Lexi
Well I ain't going to tag anymore just cause. [I have no more friends to tag. ;-;]
Anyways, I'm going to answer all these questions. I ain't making another substitute cause that ended pretty badly. So to start off, I'm going to- *gets abducted and is sent to solitude* [;-; not again]
Marry: This is full of bullsh- ... bulldogs! I am so going to fuc- ... funnily answer these dam- ... damfilledwithwater questions! Sheesh! People are full of sh- ... sheashells. .-.
1. Hello, how's life?
Marry: Exciting! I witnessed a SetoKano scene just a while ago! They held hands! Kyaaa! *squeals*
Kano: You forced us to hold hands. -.- I would have held Kido's hand anyways. 030
Seto: How could you Marry?! I thought.. you loved me?
Marry: SHUT UP YOU BAGQJXYQJ GAKBSUNUZBZE ^82&8:7;827;728 #%%#%]^{^^^{*{*{^^€>|>\€,>€{€.
2. Do you like my books?
Marry: Yes!
...
Marry: If there was BL in it. -.-
3. What will you do if you find out that I'm a psycho?
Marry: Call a male psychiatrist and tell him to teach you some xxx lessons. *smiles brightly*
Kano: WHAT DOES THAT XXX MEAN??
Marry: What? It means some PSY lessons! You know, gangnam style?
*cue gangnam style music*
Marry: Oppa gangnam style! Heeeeeey... Sexy ladeh!
4. What will you do if you find out that I'm bisexual?
Marry: Call a male and let the two of you satisfy me. *snickers*
Kano: Blergh!
Marry: SHUT UP I SAW YOU WITH SHINTARO THE OTHER DAY IN THE KITCHEN AND YOU WERE BAKING A CAKE AND AND AND AND..
Reference? Ehh.. You know. *winks*
Kano: OH MY DIRTY! KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN! KIDO MIGHT HEAR YOU!!!
Marry: YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN!
Kido: What's happening here?
Kano: *runs away and seeks comfort from his cat friends* ;-;
5. How can I kill you?
Marry: Let me break the 4th wall first. I hope I didn't read the question incorrectly. *snickers and gets knife*
She thinks she read [How can you kill me?]
6. Do you ship Stan x Kyle or Eric x Kyle? Pick Stan x Kyle damn it. XD
Marry: I don't know who they are, but it sounds like BL so YES!
7. Kenny x Butters or Kenny x Kyle?
Marry: BOTH! CAUSE BL!
... Kenny's mine bishies. 😎
Marry: HOW DID YOU ESCAPE SOLITUDE?!
;A; I found friends?
Marry: GO BACK GO BACK!
;A;
9. [supposed to be 8] If I got to an airport using taxi, with 50 km/h and I got to the airport after 5 hours. How far is the airport from my house? How much should I pay the taxi?
Marry: Uhh.. pay with BJ and HJ! .-.
... ;-; The airport is 250 km from your house? I don't know. I'm not smart. According to research, in my country, 1 km being driven by the taxi driver is 12.00 Pesos. I'll convert it to dollars. Let's say it's $3.75 /1km. Since 250km were driven, you will pay $937.5. .-.
Also, Marry... WTF ARE YOU SAYING?!
Marry: SHUT UP YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ESCAPED YOUR SOLITUDE AGAIN!
Anyways, lolz. QwQ
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