Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots

If Shoujos Were Honest ep. 2

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Warning: These are opinions by me and aren't supposed to offend nor anger anyone. Yay for those who understand and nay for those who don't. That's all. Lol.

Honestly, I'm STILL just bitter.

Especially after knowing that you try hard in being a nice girl and answer the chats in a nice way, but end up getting only 1 heart.

Hello to those who play Mystic Messenger. CalistaAquino I always mention you, lolololol. My partner in crime. Lololololol. LOLOLOLOLOL.

I HAVE A LIFE, TOO. HAHAHA CAN'T SOMEONE LIKE ME DREAM, TOO? Lolololol.

Yeah, uh by the way, I apologize for being gone for so long. It's 'cause life keeps at nagging me. Lololol. I mean. I have work. Lololol. I mean, Wait, yea uhm, no. I'm being forced to work in the house by my mom lololol. It's hard work. Gotta make a living. Lololol.

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Marry: Oh lookie. Here's another one.

Momo: Another one of the shoujos?

Marry: Yea.

Momo: What's it about?

Marry: BL.

Momo: Uhhh *reads the summary* but it's about a new student and an old student and love happens.

Marry: In my mind, they're both boys.

Momo: Lol. Ok, but I wonder what'll happen if Shoujos were honest...

...

If Shoujos Were Honest:
(classmates) handsome popular new student and normal old student.

Sensei: We have a new student today. Let's welcome him. Please come in.

Haruka: *bows* Hello. I'm Haruka Kokonose. Please take care of me.

Girl classmates: KYAAAAA KYAAAAAAAA KYAAAAAAAAAA

Takane: Oh my gosh, he's so handsome. I hope we can be friends. [from behind the scenes: to say this is so against my will.]

Sensei: Kokonose-kun, you may sit beside Enomoto-chan. Please give him a tour around the school as well, Enomoto-chan.

Girl Classmates: UGH I HATE HER UGH UGH UGHHHH

Haruka: *smiles at Takane* Hi. I'm Haruka Kokonose. You can call me Haruka.

Takane: *smiles back* I'm Takane Enomoto. You can call me Takane. *blushing blushing*

Haruka: I think I love you.

Takane: Me, too. *blushing blushing*

FROM 0-100 REAL FAST.

Well here's honesty to ruin it all.

Sensei: Today, we have a new student. Please come in.

Haruka: *eating negima* Hwi. Iw'm Hwarwukwa Kwokwonwoswe. Pwease twake cware owf mwe.

Girl classmates: cute? Hm, too much of an eater. ... hm, I don't know.

COZ THEY'RE ALL JUDGMENTAL HAHZHAHGXSJHXJSHXJ

Sensei: You may sit beside Enomoto.

Haruka: *still eating* Owkway. *sits down* Hwi. Iw'm -

Takane: Yeah, yeah. I heard, I heard. *clears throat* Takane Enomoto. *nods and looks in front*

Haruka: *swallows; burps*

Girl classmates: There goes our hopes and dreams.

Topic of the story: Ikemens don't exist. (Lol. LOL. Just kidding.) First of all, people you just met don't look into your eyes sparkling and say you two have zinged! (Dayum Mavis) You don't just marry a man you've just met either (I'M TALKIN' TO YOU ANNA lololol go throw the trash out ermahgerd and I mean Hans. Lol.) You get my point. This is why this generation is sooo... meh. In all actuality, I think I'm born in the wrong generation. I wanted to be born in the Victorian Era.. somewhere around the 1800s. Lolololol. 'Cause if you look at the people now, lololol even kids younger than me already have boyfriends. [Bravo bravo bravo. Not.] idek. And I'm talking to you CalistaAquino ! Bjejchejdhsjjxjsjxjsjx.
This is also why almost all women aren't treated properly anymore. Unlike before, women were cared for. Now... <.> we're just like your female dogs. Yeah you get me. I'm not being sexist, lol. I'm not comparing. I just want to point out that "we should always be proper." AND DECENT IF I MAY ADD. Lol. Okay that's all lol. I'm so done. Lol.

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Momo: So...? Don't be too clingy don't be too close always keep caution?

Marry: Yep.

Momo: We should have a new series "Lessons we get from the honesty in Shoujo Mangas" wot.

Marry: ...

Momo: Hmm. Okay. Nevermind then.

Marry: You wanna read more shoujo mangas??

Momo: Sure. ^^

This became a rant chapter somehow lololol. Anyway, it's almost new year. Change your ways everybody lolol.

It might just be me, but ladies, you gotta look reserved. Don't show everyone your everything. Don't trust anyone easily, either.

This is why I don't have friends lololol. I have somewhat trust issues. Lolololol. What's more is that I don't really talk. I prefer to be alone than be with crowds of people. Lololol.

Anyway don't be anti-social like me. Just... hm well, you gotta show people that if you respect them, they have to respect you back 'cause if they don't, kick 'em in the balls or in their flower. Lolol. K bai.

Kido: *pats Author-chan's head*

Author-chan: Aw thanks.