Pico Wannabe

216 15 19
                                    

・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

↪️⬅️↙️↖️⬆️◀️🔼⏪⏫⤴️⤵️⏬🔽▶️⬇️↗️↘️➡️↩

The Picture is from Calliptus' comic. You can read Calliptus' comics on tumblr.

It's now Hibiya's turn to be Pico!How did Pico feel when that pedo guy.. *gets mouth closed by conscience*

Also this story is nuts. XD

Kido: This is crazy.

Hibiya: WHY AM I PICO HERE?!?!

Marry: I need to film this, you guys!! I WANT A LIVE ACTION!!!

Shintaro: Did you just tell me that I'm going to be a pedophile here just a while ago?!

Kano: Why do I have purple long hair?!?!?! I'm so kawaii ~

Seto: Why do I have brown hair? It's cool though.

Hibiya: WHY AM I PICO?!?!?!?!

Marry: Chill! Sheesh! It'll be amazing! Now! Put all the three bananas in that one smoothie!!! *manical laugh* AND BURST OUT WHITE STUUUUFF!

Kano: *puts the banana* Like this?

Seto: *puts the banana* Ahn! This is so fun!

Hibiya: *puts the banana* AHHH IT HUUUURTS!

Marry: CUT! Hibiya, what the hell are you doing?! I said put the bananas on the smoothie! I want a banana split!

There were two bananas beside the ice cream in the plate.

Hibiya: *had put the banana in his ....* Oh.

Marry: Just burst out the white stuff now.

Seto: *burst out white stuff* Wheeeee!

Kano: *bursts out white stuff* YAAAAY!

Hibiya: *cu- //censored .-.*

Marry: OMG CUT! They were putting the icing!!!

There was now icing on the banana and the ice cream.

Hibiya: WHO PUTS ICING ON A DAMNED BANANA SPLIT?!?!

Marry: ME, DUH.

Hibiya: -A-

Marry: Let's do the next scene. The ice cube rubbing!

Kano: *rubs ice cube on shirt* Brrr! Cooold!

Seto: *rubs ice cube on pants* It's making me wet...

Hibiya: *rubs ice cube on nip-//censored .-. and on as-//censored .-.* Waaaah.

Seto and Kano were clearing the stain from the shirt and the pants with the ice cube.

Marry: WTF?! CUUUUUUT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?! WE'RE DOING LAUNDRY HEEEERE?!?! My readers (Hello. From Author-chan lelz) are too young for this!!!

Hibiya: BUT ISN'T THIS THE REAL BOKU NO PICO HAPPENINGS?!?!?! UGH I'M OUT OF HERE. *leaves*

Marry: What? This is Pico's How To Make A Banana Split and How To Do Laundry Show!!

Operation Hide My True Intentions Plan - SUCCESSFUL!!!

Marry: Sheesh, he took it too seriously. He's such a Pico Wannabe. He'll be the best person to do Pico's role in my true live action! muwahahahahaha-

Shintaro: I didn't do much?

Marry: People aren't into neets.

Shintaro: But they're into shotas?

Marry: Yes.

Shintaro: This world is messed up.

Marry: I know right. IF IT DIDN'T HAVE YAOI IN IT. Muwahahahaha.

Special Chapter Dedicated To Marry. XDDD

Sorry I haven't written much stories lately. I was just happy this day so I thought I should update. Ehehe Ehehehe.

G'Day Everyone.

Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-ShotsWhere stories live. Discover now