Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots

What If I Had ADOPTED Kids

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Let's assume... I'm a mom of Ayano, Seto, Kano, and Kido. Not their actual mom whose husbando is Kenjirou. ._. And this happens ten years later. I'll be 41 then. You people be like: "eh meh gesh. Author-chan is currently 31?!" And I'll be like: "EH MEH GESH. WHO GIVES A FUUU-" Nah, Just kiddin'. I'm way younger than that. I'm actually younger than what you think my actual age is. *smirk smirk* I'm still a child, I'll tell you that. Anyways... It's titled ADOPTED since... *whispers* meyking beybis ish ... A pain in the - *bleeeeep blooooop bleeeeeep*. And so, enjoy my weirdness. ACTUALLY IT'S CalistaAquino 's Weirdness hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHHAJA *chokes* alright. Just read.

//Tateyama Residence ~

Author-chan: They are so cute ~

Kenjirou: I know. I know. Aren't I a hardworking husba- I meant father?

Author-chan: You.Are.So.Weird. I'lladoptthemthankyou. *runs off carrying Ayano, Seto, Kano, and Kido*

Kenjirou: My hardwooork! I mean, my childreeeen!

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Author-chan: Welcome to my humble abode (humble abode? Psh. It's hell here. Just kiddin'.), little ones.

Seto: Where are we? Are there forests near here?

Author-chan: Why do you ask that?

Seto: So I can call my animal friends.

Author-chan: Oh uh... There's a nearby pet store (not really). So this kid is... some kind of pet whisperer?

Seto: *reads Author-chan's mind* Nah, I'm actually Seto White.

Author-chan: Uhh well, at least I've got a princess.. Alright, any more concerns?

Ayano: Do you have an air conditioner here?

Author-chan: Yes, why? (Upstairs..)

Ayano: Well, It's because of my scarf..

Author-chan: Uhm, It is quite hot. Why don't you take that off? *tries to take off Ayano's scarf*

Ayano: NO! *hiiiiiisssssssss; slithers to the corner*

Author-chan: ._. Any more conce-

Kano: Do you have a television?

Author-chan: Yes. (Totally ~~~)

Kano: Cool. *Heads over to the television.*

Author-chan: Any moooooooore?

Kido: Who are you?

Seto, Kano, and Ayano: Yeah, who are you?

Author-chan: I'm *bleep bloop blop (Rumpletiltskin)* I'm actually your real mom.

Kido: Who's our dad?

Author-chan: You'll find out eventually.

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When Watching Their Dad On TV

Author-chan: *watches a scene from attack on titan about Levi* Come my children! Let us watch your father work!

A/N: MY HUSBANDO IS ACTUALLY LEEEEEEEEEEEVI.

Seto: Is that our father?

Author-chan: Yes of course, of course. He's an actor.

Kano: Eh? You sure? He has black hair, and you have black hair (true.) ... And why is mine and Kido's not black? Nee-chan's brown but well, that's kinda alright I guess.

Author-chan: I dyed your hair. :D (lame excuse.)

Ayano: He's handsome mom!

Author-chan: I know, I know! *spins with Ayano*

Kido: Why is he short though?

Author-chan: *breaks* Don't worry dear, I'm shorter than him. (True.)

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When They See Me Cheating On Their Dad.

Author-chan: *fangirls over some other guy other than Levi*

Ayano: MOM?!

Kido: How could you this....

Seto: Ahhhhhhh! No! I don't want a broooookeeeeen family!!!

Kano: What are you doing, mom?!

Author-chan: It's not what it looks like... Your dad's friends are really just.... handsome. But your dad's the beeeest that's why I chose him ... *whispers* to make you.

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When Comparing Me To Their Dad.

Author-chan: Look at your father, he's such a great actor.

Kano: Why is he cartoonish though?

Author-chan: You're also cartoonish.

Seto: What about you mom?

Author-chan: Huh?

Ayano: You're not cartoonish like any of us.

Kido: Are you sure, you're our mom?

Author-chan: I didn't choose this life, my dears. IT CHOSE MEEEEE! I never wanted this!

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When Their Actual Mom Finds Out Where I Hid Her Children

Author-chan: My dears, I shall run. A monster is chasing me.

Seto: Mom, No! We love you, don't leave us!

Ayano: We haven't even see our dad yeeeet!

Kano: Mom, no! I haven't even turned into a caaaat!

Kido: ... Bye.

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Lol. And that's about all of it. Hahaha. An Early Merry Christmas to all of you. :3