Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots

You Know Who's A Liar?

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THIS IS A HIBIMOMO ONE-SHOT. *From far away* ... "You're the liar here Author-chan!"

Hibiya: Oba-san ~

Momo: Whaaaat?

Hibiya: You know who's a nice lady?

Momo: Who?

Hibiya: You.

Momo: Aww, really?!

Hibiya: You know who's a beautiful lady?

Momo: Who?

Hibiya: You.

Momo: AWWWWWWWW.

Hibiya: You know who's a sexy lady?

Momo: Who?

Hibiya: You.

Momo: Really? Haha.

Hibiya: You know who's sweet?

Momo: You?

Hibiya: You could say that again. Although nah, it ain't me. It's still you.

Momo: Haha.

Hibiya: You know who's a liar?

Momo: What?

Hibiya: It's me.

Momo: Huh? How can you be a liar? You haven't lied about anything yet.. You're still an innocent kid.

Hibiya: Ahh! Can't you see?! You stupid cow! I was lying about everything! Ahh geeeeeez! You're nice?! You've gotta be kidding me! An oba-san who always whacks my head? You're considered nice? Hell naw! You're beautiful?!............... Well, I guess that's KINDA. true. Sexy?! YOU'RE A FAT COW FOR PETE'S SAKE. Sweet?! Well... Your milk is sweet (da fuk am I doing?!?!?!) but... YOU'RE NOT SWEET AT ALL!

Momo: .... HASTA LA VISTA YOU STUPID BIATCH! GO BACK TO BOKU NO PICO YOU SHOTA! FUUUUUUUU-

And so Momo and Hibiya played a little game called Slap The Shota Till He's Dead. Momo won.

The end.

See? It's a HibiMomo one-shot ~
The author is the liar over here!
Anyways, an early greeting of Merry Christmas to all of you. Hasta La Vista Bishes!