Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots

Time Travel: Middle Ages

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Azami: Marry's friends!! You'll be time travelling! Okay. Bye bye!

Mekakushi dan members (too lazy to list all of them): WHAT!!!
WAIT!!!

POOF ~

*medieval music insert here*

Kido: Ugh.. where are we?

Kano: I don't know about you guys, but I look so fabulous!!!

Kano twirled around in his balloon dress.

Kido: Why am I wearing a knight's armor?

Kano: I won't complain in my pretty princess dress!

Konoha: Negima..

Konoha was wearing a prince's suit.

Kido: Ahh... Konoha... *nosebleeds*

Kano: Yay! I have a prince! *goes to Konoha*

Momo: It looks like we're in a ... MOVIE!!!!

Momo was in a beautiful maiden's dress.

Marry: Ehh, but didn't Grandma say, we're gonna be time travelling?

Marry was also in a beautiful maiden's dress.

Seto: Marry! You look so beautiful that I want to marry you, Marry! Let's frolic Marry!!!!

Seto was in a peasant's suit.

Marry: Yay!!! Frolic!!!

And so... Seto and Marry frolicked on the fields.

Random Guard: I have come for the prince and the princess!

Kido: I'm sorry but the people you seek are not here.

Random Guard: They're right in front of me. Are you trying to fool me?

Kido: You don't mean... Kano and Konoha? You can take Kano but not Konoha!!! Who will wash the clothes without thinking of panti- ?!! ahem. It's an inappropriate word.

Kano: Aww Kido, you hate me that much?

Kido: Yes I hate you that much.

Konoha: Negima..

Random Guard: Who are these Kano and Konoha you speak of? The Princess' name is Kanodia-sama and the Prince's name is Negima-sama!

Konoha: NEGIMA!!!

Konoha rode on the horse of the Guard.

Kido: Konoha!! No!!!

The Guard picked up Kano as well.

Momo: Uhh.. I don't have any lines so I better speak up.

Kano: Kido!!!!!!!!!

Kido: ... Well we can't do anything about that. By the way, where's Shintaro and Ene?

//In a faraway pigpen//

Shintaro: Why the heck am I here?

Ene: You belong with the pigs, Master. We all know that. :)

Shintaro: I only belong with the sodas. How about you?

Ene: Hmm?

Shintaro: You belong to Konoha? *smirks*

Ene: Ehhh?!!! *pixelated blushes*

Shintaro: Heh.

//back to the kingdom of Princess Kanodia and Prince Negima//

Kano: I, Princess Kanodia, hereby declare Kido Tsubomi as my knight.

Kano tapped Kido's shoulders with his staff.

Kido: Kano... what the hell?

Momo: Hush! Kanodia-sama is making you his knight!!! Waaah! *shiny sparkles*

Kido: Weirdos...

Kano: And aside from Kido, YOU ARE ALL EXILED!!! You are all hindrances towards my and Kido's relationship with each other. A princess only needs her knight in shining armor! Wahahaha!!!

Kido: Ehh what?!?!?!

Everyone disappeared. Only Kano and Kido were left in the throne room.

Kano: Let's kiss, my knight in shining armor! Muwaaaaah!

//SLAP

Back to present time and ALMOST everyone got home.

Kano: *inhales deeply* WAAAH!!!! I had the chance to kiss Kido!!! Even time is a hindrance!!!

Kido: Thank God.

//In a faraway pigpen//

Shintaro: Hmm, I wonder if time will even turn back to the way it is. Ene? ENE?!?!?!

//Negima Castle//

Konoha: NEGIMA!!!!

Konoha ate the whole castle which was made out of Negima.

After a few minutes, Shintaro and Konoha got back.

Azami: It seemed that those who were left behind were still enjoying their time.

Shintaro: Is being with the pigs in a pigpen, enjoying?!?!

Everyone: Heh, it's where you belong.

Shintaro: Wut. Just wut.