Mekakucity Actors (メカクシティアクターズ) One-Shots

Shitting My Phone ft. @CalistaAquino

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Something really bad had happened to wattpad a while ago. My best friend @CalistaAquino and I were talking about it in messenger and this is what happened. Real conversation in the multimedia section.

Suppose I'm A FEMALE SODA and @CalistaAquino is Ayano.

WARNING: SWEARING ALERT. 100% DANGEROUS. People with heart diseases and an ugly face as Kuroha... You might not take this.

Female Soda: Deym, I have no followers. ☹️ *shows a pic where I don't have any followers*

Ayano: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Female Soda: Dang. It ain't working.

Ayano: WHAT?! WHY?! I still see your 531 followers...

Female Soda: Mabel Pines devoured them all. (As you can see... My dp is creepy.)

Ayano: Although your followers are not showing when you click it.

Female Soda: Ikr. Wut ish happening?! And I'm stuck in the bathroom. The door won't open. (I was literally stuck in the bathroom.)

Ayano: The hell?! What?!

Female Soda: I'm being haunted.

Ayano: WHAT IN THE WORLD?! *shows a pic where she doesn't have followers, too.*

Female Soda: DEYM MEN! WUT IS HAPPENING?!?!

Ayano: WATTPAD IS BROKEN. HHAAAAALLLPPP!

Female Soda: And dang, it won't let me message! It keeps shutting down or... keeps quittinf

Ayano: Wattpad why?!

Female Soda: And i'm not stuck in the bathroom anymore. 😂

Ayano: 😂

Female Soda: IT KEEPS CRASHING! NUU MY WATTPAD ~

Ayano: I'M TELLING YOU IT'S BROKEN!

Female Soda: DAFAK! Let's try on safari.

Ayano: Mine is not crashing but I don't have followers!! Yup, it won't let me message! I DON'T HAVE MAH STORIES AND PUBLISHED BOOKS AND DRAFTS!!!

Female Soda: DEYM ALL OUR HARD WORK!

Ayano: MY HOUSEMATES!!

Female Soda: It also doesn't work in safari

Ayano: IT WAS ALREADY AT 1.30k!!

Female Soda: DEEEYM

Ayano: MY LEVI X READER AAAHHH

Female Soda: My mekakucity actors ~~~ 😂😂😂

Ayano: YOUR MOMO X HIBIYA

Female Soda: I was even about to make a 3k reads special. Haha. IKR FUUUUUDGE

Ayano: THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE SHOTS

Female Soda: Owh, I unpublished that.

Ayano: WHAT?! BEEEEEP (My name. I'm selfish when it comes to my name. ._. My name's rumpletiltskin.) WHY?!

Female Soda: I unpublished everything except for my mca oneshots and the moon as a spotlight. 😂😂😂

Ayano: Why?! Why why why why? But still OUR HARDWORK

Female Soda: I'm going to take a bath. Haha

Ayano: Let's try shitting down our phone, shall we?

Female Soda: NOPE

Ayano: Shutting, I mean

Female Soda: NOPE NOPE NOPE. Lol. Shitting.

Ayano: RESTART IT.

Female Soda: Alright, imma poop on my phone.

Ayano: DAMMIT NO!

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Shintaro: SODAAAAAAA!!!

*Shintaro jumps on soda*

Ayano: What about me?!

Shintaro: You want my soda... To shit on her phone!

Ayano: IT WAS A TYPO, DAMMIT!

THE END.

This is actually my 3k reads special. Since I guess, you're quite tired of all the cheesy one-shots I always make. Haha. Also, I thank my best otaku best friend @CalistaAquino! For always... NOT READING MY ONE-SHOTS. Yeah, thanks very much. Anyways, bye bye. Thank you for 3k reads.

P.S. She's right beside me... VOMITING ALL THE SODAS SHE DRANK. Shintaro, she killed your sodas, dammit!