Chapter 8: IM GONNA FUCKING KILLL YOU

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"Talking"
'Thinking'
(Un finished) it's not finished yet sorry, I'm editing the oldest chapters since they do not follow the new story time
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Takemichi woke up in his bed 'tha fuck? Wasn't I at the karaoke? Shit I fell asleep'
He stood up and went downstairs to see that no one was there "Weird" he said then went upstairs again and checked his phone to see a notification from the Mizo Crew
Weak guys chat
Takuya: WeakBoy (weak boy)
Akkun: HaircutMaker (haircut maker)
Yamagishi: DelinquentWikipedia (delinquent Wikipedia)
Makoto: ImNotAHornyFucker (I'm not a horny fucker)
Takemichi: HotProblemMagnet (hot problem magnet)

Weakboy: Hey Takemichi, after going to the karaoke you fell asleep and your Toman friends saw us and offered to take you to your house so they brought you there.
HaircutMaker: Ye
ImNotAHornyFucker: They kind of made us though
DelinquentWikipedia: Shut the fuck up Makoto
HotProblemMagnet: Did they hurt y'all ?
Weakboy: Nope
HotProblemMagnet: Good, cause if they did I would beat the shit outa them, oh and I joined Toman
DelinquentWikipedia: REALLY?
HotProblemMagnet: Ye, I really gtg, bye bye
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(A/N: This is something I forgot to add to a chapter sorry)
A day after Takemichi got hospitalized

Takemichi was in his hospital bed looking outside when suddenly he heard a knocking in the door "Come in!" He said  and a blonde girl with golden eyes opened the door "You're Hanagaki Takemichi right?" She asked
"Yeah, who's re you?" He asked
"I'm Emma Sano, Mikey's sister, I've come to talk to you about Mikey and Draken, they- they started fighting" she said as tears fell down her face.
She sat in the chair next to Takemichi's bed and started to cry uncontrollably "But why are Mikey and Draken fighting?!" He asked
"I don't know, and it keeps on getting worse, now there is a Mikey side and a Draken side, Toman has been ripped in two, fighting over whether Pah-chin  should've been arrested or something like that" she then starts to cry once again "Hey! Don't cry in me! You'll get snot all over me!"
"Sorry!"
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Takemichi he been released from the hospital, he still couldn't do much so he stayed all day doing a 2005 pieces giant puzzle 'FINALLY I FINISHED THIS SHIT' he thought as he placed the last piece. Suddenly four guys entered his house "We all came to check on you and you're not even hurt anymore?" Yamagishi asked
"Yeah, I'm all fucking good now, I feel great! Not like if I was recently stabbed" Take replied
Makoto kneeled down to check underneath the bed as he said "Yo, were's your porn?"
"I don't read those shits Makoto" The blonde replied
"Damit"
"When Tachibana told me you've been hospitalized...it really scared me" Akkun said
"You tangled with Moebius right?" Takuya asked
"I'm surprised you're still alive after been stabbed" Atsushi said
"OF COURSE IM ALIVE IM NOT THAT WEAK TO DIE CAUSE OF A SIMPLE STAB" he replied angrily
"Wow, this puzzle got lots of really tiny pieces" Yamagishi said as he almost touched it but Takemichi grabbed his wrist before he could do anything "Touch it and I'll fucking kill you"
"The cops got the third division captain didn't they?" Makoto asked
"Yeah...they got Pah" Take replied with a sad expression "Have Mikey and Draken been fighting?"
"Yeah, it looks pretty serious" Akkun replied "Toman is gonna split in two any day now"
"Damn it, now I've got to join another lame ass gang" Take sighed
"Pfffftttt" Akkun laughed
"What?! What the fuck are you lagging about?!" The blonde asked "I'll fucking lunch you"
"Sorry I was kidding" Atsushi said
"Draken and Mikey always fight, it's no different than usual" Yamagishi explained
"Well sorry if I'm not a gang nerd who thought wearing glasses would make him smarter" the blue eyed blonde replied
"Excuse me?! Is that supposed to be me?!" Yamagishi said offended
"Who'd you say...is arguing with who?" Draken asked as he opened the apartment door. Takemichi turned around and greeted his friend while the other four were astonished "Yo Draken, whatya doing?"
"Nothing just checking on you" the taller replied "Man, it's hot as hell in here, is it because it's full of dudes? Oh yeah, I brought watermelon, so quit staring and sit down!"
The six talked as they ate the watermelon "Pah wont get out for at least an year" Draken explained
"What about Osanai?" Take asked
"Lucky Pah he survived, if Osanai had died Pah would have been locked up until he was an adult" the taller said
"Damn, Pah is lucky the man he paid didn't kill him, anyway how's Mikey-" But as soon as he asked Draken hit the table where the puzzle was, breaking it "That bastard, he is so full of shit!"
"AHHH MY FUCKING PUZZLE, I TOOK ME THREE FUCKING SLEEPLESS NIGHTS YOU ASSHOLE-" Akkun and the other three grabbed Takemichi, preventing him from killing Draken
"Oh, my bad" the tattooed one said, then he stood up and continued "Also, I'm gonna sever all connections with Mikey"
"Dude, don't shit with me, like really, what's going on?" He said sheepishly
"I'm not messing with you, it's true, Toman is no more" he replied "Anyways I gotta go, cya"
"Wait a sec!" Take exclaimed as he followed his titan tall friend who was already outside the building but...
"Huh? What tha hell are you doing here?" Mikey asked
"Ah? More like the hell are you're doing here" Draken replied just as Takemichi arrived
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit!" Makoto said butting his nails
"Mikey-Kun's here!" Yamagishi exclaimed so the other two would go to the balcony too.
"Mikey?" Take asked
"I came to see how Michy's doing" the man child replied
"What a coincidence, so did I" the tattooed one replied
"Huh? Michy's my pal, he's got nothing to do with you" the black eyed one said
"Ah? Whaddya mean? Takemichy's my pal, right Michy?" The taller replied
"Hey! Only I get to call him that! Takemichy is for the rest of you! Only I can call him Michy!"
"Well you're pretty wrong, I can call him however I like, right Michy?" Draken replied.
Mikey grabbed a bike and threw at the taller whi barely managed to dodge it "Are you subsane you bastard?!" He grabbed a skate and threw it at the shorter blonde who dodged it. And like that they started to throw things at each other; Takemichi was just watching the scene while eating popcorn with a soda. His friends looked at him "WHY ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?!"
"I don't know, while is not my stuff it's alright with me" The blonde replied
The Mizo crew face palmed and then Akkun said "If we don't do anything Toman is really gonna split up"
"You think?" Takemichi asked
"Yeah" Yamagishi replied
Suddenly Mikey grabbed a black box and almost un half a second Takemichi stood up and grabbed the blonde's wrist, preventing him from throwing the box "No, don't touch this box" He took the black box from his friend's hand "And you two stop fighting cause I'll fucking kill you both" Takemichi was going to kick Mikey in the head who barely managed to block it. The man child smiled as he said "Typical Takemichi, do this or I'll kill you" then he looked at the floor "You've got shit on your hair"
Takemichi looked down and noticed that the blonde was right "EEWWWWW!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE DIDNT YOU?! IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH" the blue eyed blonde was fuming with anger
"Gross Takemichy!" Draken laughed "It's been there since Mikey kicked the trash can"
"WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER?!" Takemichi yelled
"Because you were so serious BAHAHAHAH" Mikey laughed "Let's get outta here Kenchin! The poop is gonna get us!!" And both blondes started to run away
'They made up in the end huh, it's all thanks to me of course 😎' the blonde thought then turned towards the Mizo crew "Man my hair smells" he saw them walking away and when they saw him they started to run behind the two blondes "HEY! DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME! YOURE ALL FUCKERS!"
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"It was hilarious" Draken said while sitting in the floor, with Mikey in his side.
"I haven't laughed that hard since forever!" The manchild added
"I washed my hair anyways" Takemichi said, he had his hair down and fluffy, which honesty suited him better.
"I'm sorry Mikey" the tall blonde apologized
"It's cool" the shorter blonde said "I'm sorry too"
"Why did you two start fighting anyway?" Takemichi asked
"..." both where silent before replying "I forgot"
"But Kenchin is right" Mikey said "Pah gave himself up anyway"
'Mikey wanted to help his friend Pah-chin, Draken didn't want Pah-chin's decision to go quietly to be in vain. So maybe that's why they started fighting, they're both based on slid principles' Take thought
"When Pah gets out of juvie..." Mikey said standing up "Let's have a huge party"

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